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These days, I identify as a flaming dumpster
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Yeah, my brain is not trustworthy
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This is me every morning
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Wack indeed
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Job interview goals
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I'd like to think I was both of these things
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Even my dog is exhausted for me
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Bit presumptuous, don't you think?
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The contents of my fridge by the end of the week
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And we'll never stop taking it
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I greatly prefer the anxious dream, thank you very much
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The number of voicemails I have received...
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This brings new meaning to Santa Claus
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Deleting takes so much work, you know?
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Save me, Picard
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My therapist to me every week
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You sure you wanna get to know me?
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At least I'm consistent
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There's no perfect middle ground, is there?
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Brb streaming this on Spotify immediately
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All the worries. All the time.
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Unstable is my middle name
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