20+ Memes, Tweets, and FAILs to Make Your Miserable Mondays Slightly Less Miserable

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  • 01

    These days, I identify as a flaming dumpster

    Organism - €0 The fortune teller flips over the tarot card and looks confused. batkaren @batkaren You lean forward to sneak a glance. "Is- Is that a flaming dumpster?" you ask nervously.
  • 02

    Yeah, my brain is not trustworthy

    Font - Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau I think it's unreasonable that people expect me to solve my problems using the same brain that makes me touch a cactus every time I see a cactus.
  • 03

    This is me every morning

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  • 04

    Wack indeed

    Forehead - Therapist: Do you want your life to be different? Me: Ya Therapist: Then you have to do things differently Me: Wack @futuremindreader
  • 05

    Job interview goals

    Font - Conajam @conajam interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says "vengeance" me: interviewer: me: you don't remember me do you?
  • 06

    I'd like to think I was both of these things

    Microphone - johnnyjoestarrelatable Follow you weren't a "well behaved" child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict beguilewritesstuff Follow And we were like, "We know but, hey."
  • 07

    Even my dog is exhausted for me

    Font - SP Victoria M. Walker @vikkie My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.
  • 08

    Bit presumptuous, don't you think?

    Font - WHEN'S HAPPY HOUR? When's Happy Hour? @whenshappyhour1 ... Just got an email that started with "I trust you're well." BOLD of you to assume I'm not on breakdown number 3 of the day
  • 09

    The contents of my fridge by the end of the week

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  • 10

    And we'll never stop taking it

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  • 11

    I greatly prefer the anxious dream, thank you very much

    Organism - Mike Primavera @primawesome Woke up with a ton of anxiety about a dream I can't really remember but thank god I'm back in the real world where nope this is worse.
  • 12

    The number of voicemails I have received...

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  • 13

    This brings new meaning to Santa Claus

    Font - jon drake @DrakeGatsby "You better watch out" Got it "You better not cry" Ope deal breaker
  • 14

    Deleting takes so much work, you know?

    Forehead - That "one song" in your playlist, which you never delete but always skip. You won't let me live... You won't let me die. imgflip.com
  • 15

    Save me, Picard

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  • 16

    My therapist to me every week

    Font - J-san Ives @jivebot Therapist: can we unpack that together? Me: no? I spent several decades packing it up nice and neat
  • 17

    You sure you wanna get to know me?

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  • 18

    At least I'm consistent

    Human body - It got awkward and then I made it worse somehow. an autobiography
  • 19

    There's no perfect middle ground, is there?

    Font - Sweatpants Scare @House Feminist Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety Staying at house: good for anxiety, bad for depression random-jot Follow Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.
  • 20

    Brb streaming this on Spotify immediately

    Font - That guy Teej @solodolo516 Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright
  • 21

    All the worries. All the time.

    Font - friend shape @friend_shape When i say no worries, i actually mean no worries for you, because they're all mine now. I have anxiety. I have all the worries. I'm stealing yours. None for you. If you wanted them then too bad
  • 22

    Unstable is my middle name

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