'He ate like 15 tacos in a parking lot in total silence': People shared the most bizarre dates they've ever been on

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Nov 15, 2022 12:00 PM EST

These people were all hoping to meet their soulmates - but instead, they got a great story to tell of a crazy date gone wrong! Dating seems like it could be so simple. You meet someone, hit it off, and have a simple meal together. However, not everyone is a natural at dating. 

Some people get super nervous and clam up. Others have a bad attitude about dating. Or maybe they're just not really that into the person they're out to dinner with (and will let them know they're not happy to be dining together). Whether it was a disastrous movie date, making their ex a plus-one, or this one person who ate a Caesar salad in the most disgusting way possible, these Twitter users shared their weirdest and wackiest dating experiences ever. Let's hope that all these folks find their Prince or Princess Charming very soon!

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    Font - BARTY @postgrad_barty what's the weirdest date you've been on??? I'll go first we were going to see a movie and didn't buy tickets in advance and couldn't get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye
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    Font - Rich @crackUup Replying to @postgrad_barty On a blind date, the girl orders Caesar salad and eats it with her hands! Tells me she's "not big into utensils". After eating she asks me if I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and invites me to confession.
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    Font - laura @lauraklein113 Replying to @postgrad_barty We went to go see Warm Bodies in theaters (he chose the movie) and he proceeded to play clash of clans on full brightness the entire time. When I questioned him he said that he had already seen the movie and was bored
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    Font - princess buckets @alaynaymendez-8h ✓ Replying to @postgrad_barty I went on a date with this guy, he carried in a gallon of water in which is kinda weird but he was a personal trainer so i just chalked it up to him being a gym rat. Then he told me he doesn't drink tap water and strongly encouraged me not to either bc he believed that 27 17 ↑ princess buckets @alaynaymendez-8h ✓ there is a chemical in it that turns people gay. Then said "why do you think there are so many gay ppl that live
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    Gesture - car @bikiniraptor Replying to @postgrad_barty He brought his ex with him on the date then later told me she didn't like my personality LOL
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    Font - Holly Marie Gibbs @hollymariegibbs Replying to @postgrad_barty Went on a first date to a bakery. He shows up 45 mins late, immediately leaves me to go eat pizza next door. I join him, he eats his pizza w/ a cup of ranch for dip & once it was done DIPPED HIS FINGERS IN THE RANCH until it was gone. Also talked shit about my job the whole time?
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    Font - thotrod @lizaaard7 Replying to @postgrad_barty I met this guy on tinder. we met up at the movie theatre, he didn't speak to me the entire time, he paid for my ticket and bought me a bunch of movie snacks. we just watched the movie and after it was over he gave me $50 and said bye.
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    Font - reverse perc nowitzki @desktwink Replying to @postgrad_barty Tinder girl invited me to mcdonalds and spent the entire 45 minutes convincing me they were known for their chicken rather than their burgers then she showed me a dent on her car and was like "Do you want a hug" and i said no and she hugged me anyway
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    Font - The Right Honorable Whitneywinks TM @whitneyjustesen Replying to @postgrad_barty and @KeanuTrias Went out with a guy who didn't tell me we were going on a 3 mile day hike into the mountains, and I was *not* dressed for it. Kept calling me "buddy" too for some reason. We got back to the car and he announced he wanted Jamba Juice, so he took me home and went to get it w/o me.
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    Font - D @standxwx Replying to @postgrad_barty The guy would moan every time after sipping his drink. The entire night I kept thinking how I'm being pranked for a yt video or something. Turns out he just moans
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    Font - @mina_pdx Replying to @postgrad_barty A professional eater(solid 200+lbs heavier than me, also 5'5)took me to my favorite burrito place, got himself 3 burritos to my 1(they're about 1.5lbs each), watched me take my first few bites, then showed me his favorite trick for winning competitions. The trick is to not chew.
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    Font - Vegan Chocolate chips @askurdogboutme Replying to @postgrad_barty One time a guy asked me out to dinner and we were early to our reservation so we walked around a bit. This boy tells me he already ate dinner and "wasnt that hungry" then proceeds to lead me into a bakery and buys himself a whole slice of cake and ate that before dinner too
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    Font - Sara Beth @sarawithnoh27 Replying to @postgrad_barty For a first date a guy told me we were going to get dinner, but instead he took me to a Shabbat. I was so nervous and confused I drank a full bottle wine and rambled about climate change for so long that I missed my train home :/
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    Font - baby bri @briannamariefxo Replying to @postgrad_barty It was a first date with a guy I hadn't met & he was already in the movie when I got there so I went in by myself, thought I found him & sat by "him” I said hey he got up & walked away IT WAS THE WRONG GUY & then the guy I was supposed to be with texts me "lol I'm over here"
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    Font - Gillian Krystal @gkrystal25 13h Replying to @postgrad_barty Went to a museum with someone claiming to be an lover of art. He asked about the free night at the museum and they said yes just put a donation. He said ok so 25 cents? Went through the wallet of cash to find a quarter and put it on the counter. For both of us. 173 453 Gillian Krystal @gkrystal25-13h Then I put down $10 feeling so awk and he said "Wow. You're really a patron of the arts!" I said, I thought you were [21 ↑ 715
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    Font - Stormi starting over @bullcitystorm Replying to @postgrad_barty A guy took me to red lobster, paid with a gift card his mom gave him for Christmas but didn't have enough for a tip so asked me for cash, and then we went to Lowe's so he could buy lightbulbs. (Which he paid for with cash?!?)
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    Font - Ari @a_reible6190 Replying to @postgrad_barty I met this guys entire family (aunts, uncles, cousins, mom, dad and sister) on the first date at his grandpa's house...who had just passed away. He says it wasn't planned but almost 3 years later it's my favorite story to tell
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    Font - Jess @jessfinacrass Replying to @postgrad_barty a friend set us up. we went to mom & pop restaurant. both got burgers & fries but he didn't touch his food or say anything, just stared at me w a fork in hand. then he drove us to a taco bell then he ate like 15 tacos in a jcpenny parking lot in total silence. never spoke again
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    Font - H Steve G @stevegaughan1 Replying to @postgrad_barty I once agreed to meet a lady in a pub for a date - I arrived and she was sat with her 6 kids. I bought them all a drink and politely left shortly after .. O >
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    Font - Alexander Nevermind @PettyWakandan > Replying to @postgrad_barty Fixed up by a co-worker with her friend. Says to pick her up at her office for dinner and a movie...get to her office and it's a shabby low-rent bldg, and she asks me to come in while she gets her things and it's a f multi- level marketing pitch. A group meeting. WTF?!?!?!
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