Funniest Marriage Tweets of the Week for Affectionate Couples Who Roast of Each Other

They say that the longer you've been married the more you start to look like your spouse, sound like your spouse, and act like your spouse. But for affectionate duos whose spouse is their homie, that means you just start to roast each other a lot more. Maybe you don't like the way they fold the jeans after you do laundry — ROAST. Or perhaps you hate the way that your spouse organizes the garage area — ROAST. At some point in your relationship, you graduated from being newly weds who post pictures on social media with you standing in front of some hike you completed to snapping candid photos of each other at 5:30am, pre coffee, before rushing the kiddos off to school. The rats nest of hair on your partner's head is just too hilarious not to document. For the couples that are way past cute, here are some relatable marriage tweets.

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