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15 Of The Best "Confession Bear" Memes That Will Make You Feel Like It's 2012 All Over Again

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    Nature - I FARTED SO LOUD AND SO LONG MY WIFE WOKE UP AND ASKED ME WHAT I SAID VIA 9GAG.COM "I SAID I LOVE YOU, GET SOME SLEEP"

    Whoever is guilty of this also, please raise your hand. You can't see us right now because you're reading this on a screen, but we're definitely raising our hand. But the real take away from this is that we love our partner who sleeps next to us and we're thankful they went back to sleep before they could smell it.

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    Photograph - I DO HAND GESTURES DURING PHONE CALLS
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    Organism - I COOKED SOME BARBECUE LAST NIGHT BUT I DIDN'T CLICK THE TONGS TWICE BEFORE FLIPPING THE MEAT
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    Organism - I THOUGHT MARTHAS VINEYARD WAS SOME WINE PLANTATION WITH A HOTEL RESORT IN CALIFORNIA

    We have to be honest with you, this confession threw us for a loop! It sounded so peaceful and sunny and full of our favorite beverage, wine! So you're telling me I can't go wine tasting with Martha Stewart and gossip with Snoop Dog? #disappointed

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    Organism - I WORK IN A UNIVERSITY I OFTEN BEND THE RULES TO HELP THE STUDENTS
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    Organism - WHENEVER I FART IN PUBLIC, I WILL SAY 'WHO COOKS BACON IN HERE'. SO PEOPLE CAN SNIFF MY FART
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    Carnivore - MY EX STILL USES MY NETFLIX I MADE A NEW PROFILE WITH ANOTHER GIRL'S NAME AND USE IT TO WATCH ROMANTIC SHOWS
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    Photograph - WHEN A CUSTOMER IS BEING RUDE AND ASKS IF WE HAVE ANY MORE OF SOMETHING IN THE BACK I WALK TO THE BACK AND STARE AT THE PRODUCT THEY WANT AND THEN COME BACK OUT AND SAY WE DONT HAVE IT
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    Photograph - IGOT A GIRLS NUMBER AFTER SHE SAW ME HELP AN ELDERLY LADY CARRY HER LAUNDRY I DID BECAUSE SHE WAS BLOCKING THE DOORWAY AND TAKING FOREVER
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    Organism - I'VE READ TO MY SON EVEY NIGHT AT BEDTIME FOR 4 YEARS, 7 MONTHS, AND 29 DAYS AND ALWAYS USE FUNNY VOICES... I USE MY REAL VOICE FOR EVERY HERO, HOPING HE ALWAYS THINKS OF ME AS HIS HERO.
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    Organism - I TURN THE SINK ON TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I WASHED MY HANDS
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    Organism - I DON'T WANT MY YOUNG CHILDREN TO LEARN MATH THEY WILL CALL ME OUT WHEN THEY LEARN 5 POPSICLES WERE EATEN OVERNIGHT
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    Organism - AFTER A FEW YEARS, I FINALLY GOT OVER MY EX AFTER SEEING A RECENT PICTURE OF THEM 50LBS HEAVIER
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    Carnivore - THE HALLOWEEN CANDY WE GIVE OUT IS LAST YEAR'S CANDY WE DIDN'T EAT imgflip.com
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    Organism - MY NAME IS KAREN I LIE AT STARBUCKS WHEN THEY ASK MY NAME FOR MY ORDER

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