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Pika-who? 10 Totally Real Animals To Keep On File In Your Personal Pokedex (Ocean Edition)

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    Nature

    Glaucus Atlanticus, AKA the "Sea Swallow" or "Blue Dragon". This little guy (and I do mean little) only grows up to 3 cm long! But wait, don't fall in love with him just yet. The Glaucus Atlanticus eats poisonous creatures like the Portuguese Man-O-War and stores the poison from its prey inside its body as a defense for future predators! 

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  • 2

    Porpita porpita, AKA the "Blue Button Jellyfish"

  • 3
    Terrestrial plant

    Clade Gymnosomata, AKA "Sea Angels"

  • 4
    Head

    This little baby is called the "Mantis Shrimp". Did you know that they have 16 different receptors for color in their eyes? But don't be fooled by their colorful nature, they're actually quite deadly! They strike their prey with such speed and force that the water around them actually boils. Did you hear me correctly? They punch the water so hard it boils. If that's not Pokemon material, I don't know what is.

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  • 5

    We couldn't find exactly what type of mollusk this is, so you'll have to use your imagination. What would you name it if it were a Pokemon?

  • 6
    Marine invertebrates

    Bathypterois spp, AKA the "Spiderfish"

  • 7
    Water - INCPAIN

    Coelacanth Latimaria, but you can just call me "Coelacanth"

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  • 8

    Regalecus glesne, AKA "Oarfish"

  • 9
    Art

    Tomopteris, AKA a "Pelagic Worm"

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    Organism

    Belonging to the genus Bathynomus, this Giant Isopod can grow up to a foot in length!

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