'Do I have legal ground to sue?': Karen accuses neighbor's bees of trespassing and stealing from her flowers

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Nov 25, 2022 2:00 PM EST

I swear, Karens just live for lawsuits. This one seems to think she actually has a compelling case here. 

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit by u/Sasquatch4600, who shared Karen's strongly worded letter. Essentially, her neighbor is a beekeeper who harvests honey and sells it at the nearby market. This greedy Karen feels that she deserves some sort of a cut considering that the bees will occasionally fly into her garden and "steal" pollen and nectar from her flowers. She literally draws a direct comparison between this scenario and one in which a dog would trespass and "steal balls or tools" from someone's lawn. Hopefully, someone out there has the patience to tell this woman that these two scenarios are very much not one and the same. 

 

Keep scrolling below to have a look at the clever comments. For more Karen drama, check out this post about one who refused to move her bag on a train.

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    Font - Can I sue my beekeeper neighbor? Every day i see my neighbor's bees flying around my garden stealing the pollen or nectar from my flowers. Then the bees go back to my neighbor and creates honey. My neighbor then harvests the honey and sells it at Pepper Place Market for profit. I have never recieved so much as a jar of honey as compensation and everyday my neighbors bees trespass and steal my flowers. I was stung once when I was a child, so i know how dangerous bees can be. The way i see
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    Font - Longshot1969. 6 days ago File a restraining order against the bees, that'll teach them lol 2.8k Reply Share
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    Font - toorigged2fail . 6 days ago. edited 5 days ago If she ever saw Bee Movie her head would explode.
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    Font - Far-Entrance-1377. 6 days ago Just shout "you're being recorded!!" at peak screech and they should buzz right off... 302 Reply
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    Font - Ok_Restaurant3160 6 days ago . Don't you mean "You're beeing recorded"? 272 Reply
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    Font - Key- Faithlessness968 5 days ago . That joke was unbeelivable! 4 103 Reply
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    Font - borgcubecubed. 6 days ago Crazy. You could just as easily argue that she owes the neighbour money to compensate for the bees' labour in pollinating her plans. 2.0k Reply Share
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    Font - HDWendell 6 days ago There are beekeepers that raise bees just for pollinating for money. We wouldn't have almonds without this. I hope someone pointed that out to her. 648 Reply
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    Font - HG0766 days ago ask to speak to the bees manager 767 ♡ Reply Share
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    Font - AllGoodNamesRInUse . 6 days ago aka The Queen 241 Catrecht 6 days ago Beyoncé? 73 Lulusgirl 6 days ago *Beeoncé Reply Share 131 Reply Share Reply Sh
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    Font - Reimiro 6 days ago Fair compensation? A few grams of pollen. 413 Reply Share
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    Font - 15367288 5 days ago Bird law expert here (some overlap with bee law). Lady should ask for ID from each bee in her yard so she can document that they in fact belong to the neighbor. Once that is done, it is an easy case and compensation should follow. 124 Reply S
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    Font - Heavy-Macaron2004 6 days ago I don't even care if this is satire, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen 387 Reply Share
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    Font - Mark TwainsSpittoon 6 days ago She can sue for trespass, but first she must put up a "no trespassing" sign. It has to be legible to the trespasser. A honey bee has five eyes, so it needs to be in quintplicate text, and of course in honeybeeian. So, like: bzzzzzbzbzbzzzzbzbz, BZBZBZBZZZ. Bzzsuzsszszszzbzbz, Bbbbbzzzseszzzz! (Local dialect notwithstanding) 330 Reply Share
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    Font - AshFraxinus Eps 5 days ago Bees communicate via dancing and pheremones, so actually you can't have a written sign. You'd need a video and a perfume dispenser 115 Reply
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    Font - SO Ryuquir_Furst. 5 days ago Now this puts me into conflict: i don't want to see a Karen trying to communicate to bees using the waggle dance and at the same time i totally want to see it.
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    Font - Jewpol seanchr 6 days ago The "I was stung once as a child, so I know how dangerous bees can be" is the icing on the cake 246 Reply Share
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    Font - Past-Ad-4088 - 6 days ago a legal battle against bees. wow ↑ 176 3 Reply Share
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    Font - dmann1978 6 days ago Please yes, sue him.. the bee keeper will create a go fund me for his defense fund, people like us will contribute, it'll reach a couple hundred thousand, He'll be able to retire and spend more time beekeeping, Which means more bees in her yard! Chef's_kiss!! 176 Reply Share
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    Font - Snargleface 6 days ago I want to say "This can't be real" but I have this weird feeling it's legit ↑ 66 Reply Share
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