20+ Extremely cursed and silly glizzy memes to make you say 'my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined'

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Nov 30, 2022 3:00 PM EST

Ever since the frankfurter was invented in Germany, people have been eating hot dogs and sausages. It's was a rather popular American food for quite some time, and even today, they're a staple at baseball games and July 4th cookouts. And in case you didn't know, they've been called 'glizzies' as of late - a term that used to describe weaponry, but has now been promoted (maybe demoted?) to a slang term for hot dogs. Maybe hot diggities had a resurgence when that little augmented reality dancing hot dog took over Snapchat back in 2017. 

Regardless of how popular hot dogs are today, there's an entire Twitter page where dedicated fans can show off their favorite glizzies, both real and imagined, and boy are the results weird. Scroll down to check out this piping hot collection of some of the oddest glizzy memes on the internet. 

After that, check out these final bosses that are simply too powerful for you to destroy, sorry. 

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  • 01

    Served upside down

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    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 02

    This chain glizzy is a crime against food

    Food
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 03

    The atrocious lighting is what makes this glitzy art

    Comfort
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 04

    Babe are you okay? You've barely touched your unfiltered HOT DÕG WATER

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    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 05

    The pickle dog...could you take even one bite?

    Food
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 06

    Perfect instruction manual

    Requiem shark - b d C 3 m
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 07

    Which hot dog are you?

    Food - lawful good only mustard lawful neutral mustard, onion, coleslaw neutral good only ketchup WID true neutral ketchup and mustard lawful evil neutral evil mustard, onion, mincemeat sauce only bread chaotic good only sausage chaotic neutral ketchup, mustard, onion, pickles chaotic evil spaghetti, salmon strips
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 08

    'Best in town!'

    Food - 15 BEST IN TOWN! Hot Dogs
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 09

    Romantic date for two

    Food - MARKEY Rasary HOT DOG DINNER MORE FOR YOUR DOLLAR MARKET BASKET Lev 08.02.22 UNTY 1 pcs HOT DOG DINNER 2 DOCS, FRIES TOTAL PRICE UNIT PROCE pcs/$2.99 $2.99 www OR PRESERVATIVE NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS sell DO NOT PURCHASE IF BAG IS OPEN OR TORN sellzer MARKET BASKET mondann orang SURAN show OPEN OR TORN
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 10

    One of the few glizzy creations here that actually looks delish!

    Food - (CLOC
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 11

    Creative it is

    Cervelat - Dot hog
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 12

    Have you ever wanted to eat ten hot dogs and chug two juice boxes? Have I got a deal for you

    Food - Lase SU CARCAPR PUN 2.08 FooD LESS VARIETY PACK FLAEVAIH $0.98/ $2.04 LAFE HAND V
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 13

    Sausage boat mobile

    Water - 檢
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 14

    Shh, it's our secret

    Leg
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 15

    I can haz glizzy?

    Cat - 5:28 Thu 11 Nov
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 16

    When you defeat all the other bosses, you must take down Edward Glizzorhands

    Sports gear - edward glizzorhands SYOURY THIRST
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 17

    This short and wide hot dog with disproportionate mustard is another food crime

    Food
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 18

    Mountain Ew

    Cheezburger Image 9715629312
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 19

    Maximum spaghetti, minmum gliz

    Food - Aw
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 20

    Put a smile on that face!

    Textile
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 21

    A mix of savory and sweet, one might say

    Food - Pigs in mud
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 22

    Ravioli dogs are one of the more edible options here

    Food
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 23

    I told you this list was cursed

    Tableware - Hotdogs prepared with a hairdryer in a Yeti on a hotel room floor tumbler IOCOLATE COOKIES RAMBLER HANDIS
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 24

    They're tatting some ketchup

    Joint
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 25

    Left gliz or right gliz?

    Food - 台中
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 26

    Someone has to be held accountable for these crimes

    Bottle - Y CANES Archia Me CANDY CANES Plump & Juicy A-SJ-12R02209 39040-125 NET WT 02 (108) HO CANDY Prachin M Hot Dog CANDIEND Archie Mche Hot Dog CANDY CANES Hot Deg CANDY CANES 100% NATUR MUSTAR FLAVORED SODA get yer f S
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter
  • 27

    And one for the road!

    Food - - E REST
    via iheartglizzies on Twitter

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