Oh, kittens… they look so innocent, don't they? There is nothing cuter in this universe than a bunch of itty bitty kitties being their itty bitty selves. Wrong! Kittens are dangerous. That's right. They're fierce, they're fearless, and worst of all, they are too cute. Yes, that's an issue. Why? Because their cuteness is manipulative. Just by looking at them, we suddenly face unexpected desires - like the desire to pet a kitten, or the desire to adopt a kitten, or the desire to give every kitten in the world everything that they want - everything.
Kittens are powerful. We are helpless when it comes to them. That is exactly why, every single week, we make a listicle showcasing the cutest, smallest, most adorable - i.e. most dangerous - kittens of the week. Because they looked at us with those cute wide eyes, and we immediately decided that we must celebrate these tiny criminals. Continue at your own discretion.
"FIG UPDATE: more in the comments, oh god there's a lot of news…
So, fig is actually a boy, and my mom decided to name him Smidgen so that is his name now. He's a lil dude who's current hobby is trying to find a way to fall as scarily as possible, and napping right on your chest. We also found 6 potential deadbeat parents in our neighbors yard for him, as well as another neighbor having the rest of the kittens underneath their shed."
"Update on Belle in the comments…
Belle is doing much better. She's over the uri her eye is healing well. The vet doesn't think she will lose it, we take her back in 3 weeks to check her eye again. She's gained a pound since we found her"
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