If you've recently been through a breakup and you're still going through the healing process, we highly recommend that you refrain from getting under the influence that may encourage you to do something that you'll definitely regret in the morning. Don't get us wrong; we want you to go out with your friends, tear up the dance floor, and live your best single life, but we think you should at least assign a very good friend to babysit your phone for the rest of the night so you don't have access to it. We know that sounds annoying and childish, but you'll thank us later. Take it from the ladies who have drunk dialed or texted their exes one too many times. If we could take it back, we totally would. We want to wish you awesome nights out with your friends, and may the drinks be ever in your favor. Scroll down for the funniest memes about the drunk dialing/texting exes phenomenon below.