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What. The. F*ck.
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            02
I’m just going to respond in the most unhinged manner from now on when I get stuff like this.
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Finish this off. Her bio said "what's your favourite form of potato?"
"Buttered up. And then just compliment her." - Klausbro
"Recently dug up from the ground." - Fart-Noises-
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            05
Well this is a new one for me
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There’s weight requirements now?
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            07
I don’t know how I managed this. She cosplays Marvel and I’m an engineering student.
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            08
Allison, 32
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            09
My man REALLY wants to protect that dog's privacy
"He will update his profile with a new photo of the dog with its face obscured to protect its privacy." - kitteh_floof
"They did that on a trashy crime show I was watching, and it was f*ckin hilarious." - JimmyJonJackson420
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            10
What’s the difference between this and a girlfriend?
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            11
Am I missing the joke? Or was this just the stupidest opener ever
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            12
She cancelled our date because I said this? Was i out of line here?
"'Lol and then what? ;)' energy" - poisonivy173
"Yep comes off as insecure, desperate, and wanting reassurance and/or nudez" - wellwhatevrnevermind
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            13
This a good response? Or is it too much?
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            14
Mikalela Testa on Tinder (verified and Insta linked)
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            15
She didn’t realize I was joking but still responded positively???
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            16
She said she has “6 kids, jk only 2” what’s my next move
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            17
One of the dumbest encounters I've had in a long time
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            18
I know the line was sort of cringe, but I think it just flew over her head. Where can I go from here?
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            19
She had "satanist" in her bio
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I get wayyyy too many of these…
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What do I say quick, it went over her head
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I’m quitting this sh*t bruh
 
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