'You are impeding on my luxury experience': Delusional Karen leaves savage note complaining about neighbor's non-existent dog

Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor

May 2, 2023 12:00 AM EDT

People love to complain about nothing! In this case, this delusional Karen was genuinely complaining about a dog that doesn't exist. She left a ridiculous note for her neighbor threatening for her to stop making noise or else she'll file a complaint.

The letter, which was posted to Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit by u/emdaawesome, includes some weird penmanship choices (the dot over the "I" is a full circle, but I digress…). The point is that this lady's "luxury experience" has been interrupted by the reality of neighbors existing and, potentially, a loose screw in her head. Even if she is, in fact, hearing a dog, it's always worth making sure you know what you're talking about before confronting someone. As many people mentioned in the comments section, the Redditor has a few choices to consider moving forward. These include writing a savage letter back, filing a complaint of their own, or intentionally making a ridiculous amount of noise.

Keep scrolling below for the full story and the best suggestions for what the Redditor should do next. For more, check out this story of a tenant calling out their landlord.