12 Exes Share the Most Pathetic Ways Their Partners Tried and Failed to Win 'Em Back

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mattstaff
May 6, 2018 11:00 PM EDT

These poor exes who fell out of love would've been better off leaving the past in the past, cause these cringeworthy attempts and fails at getting back in their partners' good graces are just shameful. 

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    Skin - woody527 4121 points 14 hours ago I once dated this guy who literally carved my name into his hand. He said he did it because he couldn't afford a tattoo. And when I broke up with him for it he said but, your name is carved into my hand!!!" I'm not sure if that was suppose me me stay, or if he at that moment, realized how stupid he was permalink embed
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    Cabinetry - (- SrCrossCountry 4648 polnts 14 hours ago Had an ex tell me that if I did not take her back she would sue me. Long story short I'm now a proud owner of a victory in court. permalink embed
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    Text - bringmethebatman 3287 points 14 hours ago He broke up with me by sort-of ghosting me after two years together. He wouldn't show up when we had plans, then text me later and apologize and say sweet things, but go on to ignore my calls for a week. He set his status to single on Facebook so I figured it was done and deleted him. Almost a year later he sent me a text saying he was sorry, that he was willing to talk and answer any questions I had, and that he regretted what he did because I wa
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    Eyewear - (-] stonedkayaker 5579 points 15 hours ago "I didn't love you then, but I love you now!!" Bitch, you cheated on me two days ago permalink embed
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    Auto part - - aranjelais 4584 points 15 hours ago A month after we had broken up, I started dating a new guy. My ex told me that he would cut his hair to look like the new guy's, dress like the new guy, and act exactly like the new guy if I got back with him. permalink embed
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    Face - (-] pleasegetoffmycase 5959 points 15 hours ago "I just miss the boy I used to know," then she turned around and wal ked away. She later texted me, "I wanted you to run after me." permalink embed
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    Text - 40 - iwasbornon420 467 points 13 hours ago "I know it's been like a year, but I've asked out 4 other girls and they've all said no. So I thought I'd try again with you." permalink embed
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    Alloy wheel - -1 KylerTopFlight 4079 points 13 hours ago my phone rings "Hey just wanted to let you know that I'm getting married this afternoon and I'm pregnant so now is your last chance.." 2 years later my phone rings "Hey, I'm pregnant again and getting married again...this is your real last chance..." permalink embed
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    Ring - - olives andsuch 2342 points 12 hours ago Tried the ole fake pregnancy to keep me around, only thing is I'm the female. I'm not sure how he thought he cou ld convince me I was pregnant permalink embed
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    Font - McDonal zebra_butts S871 points 16 hours ago "I just don't think either of us have the right mental state to date other people right now. Come home please. Bring McDonalds" permalink embed
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    Text - (- Usedinpublic 1961 points 14 hours ago Well she started the apology off by punching me in the back of the head. permalink embed
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    Text - POLICE [-] Kingofthejunkyard 5226 points 16 hours ago You can't call 911! You love me! (I called 911) permalink embed
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