Cursed Steam Reviews That Are More Funny Than Helpful

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    Font - steam reviews that make you feel pain @painsteam Wallpaper Engine Era 28 products in account 22 reviews Recommended 4.7 hrs on record POSTED: 21 JULY My grandma had this installed on her PC and she accidentally set her wallpaper as an extremely flashy gif loop of Saul Goodman throwing a B-41 hydrogen bomb at Andrew Tate. She ultimately met her demise when she fell to the floor and had a stroke while getting her leg humped by our 184 lb disabled pitbull. Was this review helpful? Yes No Ⓒ F
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    Sky - Not Recommended 0.1 hrs on record POSTED: 6 FEBRUARY Product received for free i want a refund
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    Font - AV legendEWAN » Reviews » PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS 968 people found this review helpful 1,915 people found this review funny Recommended 59.2 hrs last two weeks / 557.8 hrs on record Posted: 21 Dec, 2017 @ 8:01pm 450 Hours of my cpu gasping for oxygen, 11/10
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    Font - O steam reviews that make you feel pain @painsteam. Dec 20 The Witcher 3 2,328 of 2,510 people (93%) found this review helpful 6,728 people found this review funny MilchChocolate 549 products in account 12 reviews Recommended 298.7 hrs on record POSTED: 10 MAY, 2016 You can do everything you can't do in real life, like casting magic and talking to girls Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 53 :
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    Font - WinterGale»> Reviews » METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAI 381 people found this review helpful 387 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 21.9 hrs on record Posted: 22 Dec, 2016 @ 9:20am This game remembered my birthday when everyone else forgot.
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    Font - steam reviews that make you feel pain @painsteam Halo Infinite Recommended 46.2 hrs on record Posted: November 19, 2021 who was in paris? This game will help you find out 5:22 PM Dec 21, 2022 :
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    Font - steam reviews that make you feel pain @painsteam. Dec 18 Dark Souls 3 849 people found this review helpful 1,848 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.4 hrs on record Posted: Dec 23, 2017 @ 1:39pm It's like all those anime with overpowered protagonists. Except you're not the protagonist. :
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    Font - EU or GTAB > Reviews » Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 6,583 people found this review helpful 17,491 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 710.6 hrs on record Posted: 2 Nov, 2015 @ 6:06am Updated: 31 Aug, 2016 @ 7:40am Every team consists of 5 people: 1. You 2.Russian Guy 3.Another Russian Guy 4.Russian Guy who speaks English 5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother 11/10 Too much Salt and С*кa бли@T,not enough Kurvva Would love to take another dose of
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    Font - steam reviews that make you feel pain @painsteam Stardew Valley birdy 988 products in account 59 reviews 10/10 Recommended 176.2 hrs on record POSTED: 27 FEBRUARY, 2016 spent a week giving a girl flowers and buying her beer asked her to dance with me she said "Ew no" very realistic :
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    Sky - Toots 404 products in account 12 reviews Recommended 24.0 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time) EARLY ACCESS REVIEW POSTED: MAY 27, 2015 Running around naked, screaming and bashing people with rocks is the best way to spend my day. Then I play Rust and get to do it again. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 741 people found this review helpful 4,101 people found this review funny 29
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    Font - Recommended 1,015.5 hrs on record (53.8 hrs at review time) EARLY ACCESS REVIEW POSTED: 12 FEBRUARY, 2017 you know you've hit a new low when you have masutrbaited to your wallpapers Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 1,261 people found this review helpful 2,679 people found this review funny 7 2 97 46
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    Font - Yoz 671 products in account 41 reviews Recommended 23.2 hrs on record POSTED: 28 NOVEMBER, 2021 I can't stop nuking the French Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 299 people found this review helpful 242 people found this review funny 8 3 7 15
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    Font - steam reviews that make you feel pain @painsteam Dec 17 Bayonetta PoE gamer POSTED: 29 JUNE Had to beat my meat after every fight. 10/10 would recommend Helpful? Yes No 5.2 hrs Funny Award :
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