This one is for the gals who are as jelly as we are when they see those cute couples strolling around, holding hands, reminding us that it's cuffing season and we aren't officially cuffed. We're somewhere in between single as a pringle to not exactly able to mingle. Why? Cuz we're loyal to the dude who won't commit, of course (Insert clown meme). What can we say, complicated equals intoxicating. But hey, it's a new year, and we've decided that our resolution is to dump his butt and move on to better things.
We also want clear skin, dinero, a new iPhone, more clothes, and a dude without commitment issues. Is that so much to ask for? All that toxic energy has got to GO. We'll save it for watching TV shows like 'The Bachelorette'. Who came up with that deliciously unhealthy idea? We don't know where we're gonna meet our future hubby, but it ain't on a reality show. As for the memes… scroll down and check 'em out.
For some good ol' delusion, click here to read about a dude who was allegedly in a relationship with a girl for 3 years… except, she wasn't aware of it.
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