‘I Am the Main Character’ : Best of Cringey Entitled People Who Think the World Revolves Around Them

Eleonora Bader

Jan 12, 2023 1:30 PM EST

I'm sure you've heard your parents say 'The world doesn't revolve around you!' at least once or twice back when you were a small dumpling of a kid. Though you were appalled the first time they said it, at some point as you went through your teens, suffered through puberty, and entered your twenties, your prefrontal cortex slowly finished developing, and you realized that they were right. The world doesn't actually revolve around anyone. In fact, the galaxy in which our solar system exists (AKA the Milky Way) has about 100-500 BILLION solar systems. We are one of those. Tiny, puny, insignificant.

Our universe is also expanding with every second. The earth itself is about 3.5 million times larger than a human. Feel small yet? Long story short, we ain't that interesting. There are those who would disagree. A lot of them happen to be entitled social media influencers, Kens and Karens, and of course Kanye West, which is its own separate discussion.

While scrolling through r/iamthemaincharacter, I happened upon a lot of these kinds of people and thought them noteworthy to share with you. So have a scroll for yourself, and check out how delusional people can be down below. Reddit is truly a wasteland of beautiful stupid people created for our own entertainment. Also, unrelated — for some signs that are as blunt as they come, click here.