We Gave An AI Robot 18 Of George Costanza's Iconic Phrases And It's Disturbing

According to The Oxford English Dictionary,  Artificial Intelligence is "the theory and development of computer systems able to perform tasks that normally require human intelligence, such as visual perception…". So we figured that it would be very interesting to see what happens when a tool that was built to translate the normal human mind into images deals with the person who rightfully described himself as "the opposite of every guy you've ever met." 

George Costanza meets the AI tool called Midjourney, Ladies and Gentleman. 

To sum up the results we would probably use another one of George's iconic quotes "I'm speechless. I have no speech". So without further yada, yada, yada here are 18 quotes we chose and the outstanding results that came from Midjourney.  
 

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  • 01

    "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..."

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    The Marine Biologist season 5 episode 14 

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  • 02

    "I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning".

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    via Midjourney

    The Nap. Season 8, Episode 18

  • 03

    "Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park. They—they didn't move."

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    via Midjourney

    The Merv Griffin Show. Season 9, Episode 6

  • 04

    "Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with them!"

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    The Merv Griffin Show. Season 9, Episode 6

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  • 05

    And here's the origin, to put things in perspective

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  • 06

    "If it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books."

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    via Midjourney

    The Bookstore. Season 9, Episode 17.

  • 07

    "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

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    The Opposite. Season 5, episode 22. 

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  • 08

    "We have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduce them to a laughing stock!"

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    via Midjourney

    The Opposite. Season 5, episode 22. 

  • 09

    "Well, the jerk store called, they’re running out of you."

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    via Midjourney

    The Comeback. Season 8, Episode 13. 
     

  • 10

    "The correct answer is 'the Moops."

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    via Midjourney

    The Bubble Boy. Season 4, episode 7. 

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  • 11

    "I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate, I’ve got it all!"

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    via Midjourney

    The Visa. Season 4, Episode 15. 

  • 12

    "What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?"

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    via Midjourney

    The Cafe. Season 3, Episode 7. 

  • 13

    "This is not good. Worlds are colliding".

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    The Pool Guy. Season 7, Episode 8. 

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  • 14

    "Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, / Please leave a message at the beep. / I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone, / Where could I be? / Believe it or not, I’m not home"

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    The Susie. Season 8, Episode 15. 

     

  • 15

    "Just remember it’s not a lie if you believe it."

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    The Beard. Season 6, Episode 15. 

  • 16

    "You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’ Nobody tells me it’s them, not me. If it’s anybody, it’s me."

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    The Lip Reader. Season 5, Episode 6. 

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  • 17

    "You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."

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    via Midjourney

    The Cafe. Season 3, Episode 7. 

  • 18

    "I was raised to fail."

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    The Old Man. Season 4, Episode 18. 

  • 19

    "For I am Costanza…lord of the idiots"

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    The Apartment. Season 2, Episode 5. 

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  • 20

    The lord, in his own words:

    via Seinfeld

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