Tinder Tuesday: Serial Daters Reveal The Wildest Things People Put In Their Bios That Instantly Make Them Swipe Left For The Hills

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    Font - Posted by u/felds 6 days ago "They're an 8 but..." What minor detail makes you instantly swipe left? 2
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    Hair - sorrybadgas 6 days ago "Go follow my insta" go follow deez nuts
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    Human body - iLove Bums6969 - 6 days ago That's just marketting essentially, they want to up their follower count so just trawl tinder for freebies
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    Font - DMT174 6 days ago "Fluent in sarcasm" and they can't take a joke.
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    Human body - Drpinkeye 6 days ago "Looking for likeminded people" but not listing any hobbies, interests or character traits.
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    Human body - battybatt 6 days ago I saw a profile that just said "About me: You will find out if I think you're worthy." No other info about him.
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    Font - sweaterandsomenikes 6 days ago "Non-toxic people only" Or "On a healing journey"
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    Font - swiss_sissy_ 6 days ago edited 6 days ago That translates as "I'm already toxic enough"
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    Font - tjlightbulb 6 days ago "I'm terrible at bios"
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    Font - purring93 6 days ago "Looking to be spoiled" "Looking for a mature, generous gentleman" Etc
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    Font - EnvironmentalLemon9 6 days ago Any girl that refers to themselves as a princess/queen is an instant "no" from me. Just reeks of entitlement and I think by the mid-twenties it gets old.
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    Font - blingboyduck 6 days ago · edited 6 days ago Not being able to see their face clearly in at least 2 different photos. Doesn't have to be the most stunning photo, I just want to see you. Seems my friends don't care about this but I personally like to know what they actually look like.
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    Rectangle - kskbd - 6 days ago The number of men who have only group pictures or just pics with sunglasses and their mouths closed. Just gonna assume you're the ugliest one and/or you have no eyes and no teeth.
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    Font - Woodworking33 · 6 days ago · edited 5 days ago "Aspiring milf", "your mom will like me more than you"
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    Gesture - Background-noise- 6 days ago insert height "since it matters so much I guess"
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    Human body - PuntySnoops 6 days ago "All men are pigs. Prove me wrong".
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    Human body - felds OP 6 days ago I'm impressed nobody said astrology yet!
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    Font - cloy23 6 days ago Based on bios & pics: Mentioning the word, 'females', No bio, 'Is there any normal women on this app?', When they use photos of shoes, celebs, no pic whatsoever Conversation: Getting sexual too early, Asking to come to their home for a first date (why?), Oversharing (I'm training to be a Dramatherapist & as soon that's mentioned, the flood gates are open). Gosh this has turned into an essay.
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    Font - HugoBaxter 6 days ago If they mention Jesus in their bio. I'm not opposed to dating religious people, but if you do a "6 things I could never live without" and put Jesus at the top, we probably aren't going to get along.
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    Font - jess32ica 6 days ago Jew here... same.
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    Font - Hendrik1011 6 days ago Same name as a blood relative. ●
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    Human body - ButtholeNurse - 6 days ago Or "ENM" Or "Couple looking for our unicorn"

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