Herrrrrrrro, Susan! We're havin a heckin good time wid all dis doggo language! We feelz right at home, wid all da silly and pawsitive energy flowing out like a doggo getting belly scrtches from their hooman. Or gettin xtra treats from da dinner table. We're here to spread all our pawsitive vibes to take u into da weekend wid a big ol' smile on ur face!
Do not do urself a confuze, no doggo is writing dis post, definitely nawt. Only hoomans wurk at Animal Comedy, definitely no doggos. Don't wurry, we're not doin a real sneaky sneak here, only truthful doggos. We mean hoomans. Definitely only hoomans. Time for a treat so bye now, don't furget to pet ur doggos when u get home and give dem xtra treats and never stop scrtchin their heds. Thanks!
We also believe in u, frendo. U can do dis. We not sure wat u is going thru, but dis flowa for u and u should smile. Doggos smile and dey feel better, so u should 2. We rlly want u 2 feel better so do us a favor and smile plz. We luv u!
Dis a real ID frend - we didn't make it ourslves. Went to da DMV and everything. Am 2, can walk around without ma owner, jus pickin up da juice. No lies here frend. Pls do a believe. Pls! We will giv u many kisses as reward. Hoomans love kisses!
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