27 Examples Of The Goodest Of Good Boys Using Their Heckin Pawsitive Doggo Language To Make Us Laugh

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Jan 20, 2023 6:00 PM EST

Herrrrrrrro, Susan! We're havin a heckin good time wid all dis doggo language! We feelz right at home, wid all da silly and pawsitive energy flowing out like a doggo getting belly scrtches from their hooman. Or gettin xtra treats from da dinner table. We're here to spread all our pawsitive vibes to take u into da weekend wid a big ol' smile on ur face!

Do not do urself a confuze, no doggo is writing dis post, definitely nawt. Only hoomans wurk at Animal Comedy, definitely no doggos. Don't wurry, we're not doin a real sneaky sneak here, only truthful doggos. We mean hoomans. Definitely only hoomans. Time for a treat so bye now, don't furget to pet ur doggos when u get home and give dem xtra treats and never stop scrtchin their heds. Thanks!

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  • 01
    Dog - Hey there frendo I do a believe in u hav a flowa
    via doggosbeingdoggos

    We also believe in u, frendo. U can do dis. We not sure wat u is going thru, but dis flowa for u and u should smile. Doggos smile and dey feel better, so u should 2. We rlly want u 2 feel better so do us a favor and smile plz. We luv u!

  • 02
    Dog - They don't suspawct a thing they suspecc nothing *thonc*
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 03
    Christmas tree - @edwinsamoyed merry Borkmas hoomans am not doggo am angel
    via @edwinsamoyed
  • 04
    Dog - hes, sweet little lies uhhh henlooo pls beleeve 30 need the forget juice fren P I am "mlerm BUD LIGU doggo would neber lie
    via doggosbeingdoggos

    Dis a real ID frend - we didn't make it ourslves. Went to da DMV and everything. Am 2, can walk around without ma owner, jus pickin up da juice. No lies here frend. Pls do a believe. Pls! We will giv u many kisses as reward. Hoomans love kisses!

  • 05
    Food - i lub starborks omgosh
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 06
    Dog - when wil i do a grow dadda? ipper tapper i hope u stay smol furever
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 07
    Dog - hey dadda do me a teeache of sometin newe wioahg okay pupper taille grabed doin me a fascinate heckin watch DIS
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 08
    Dog - jess we've been takin selfies for 5 heckin minuteds release me peasant i desire chimken and bely roobs
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 09
    Nose - Susan I may be a smol pupper But dont heckin try I'll bork my patience fren heehee You're so tiny!
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 10
    Hat - aw heck what should we do Mc Pike think we shud do them a gib @doggosbeingdoggos henlo McDognalds hoomans MO MAQUI PEQUE we are come for you;re nugggs gib your full supply immediate *wig wag
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 11
    Dog - Dan @kingdeficit Applying for jobs in the middle of a Recession o golly
    via @kingdeficit
  • 12
    Dog - my name is pup using my eyes you'll provide all the snackos mi hart desires
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 13
    Dog - the weak should fear the strong pls doin me a squishe fren nop this is a comfort
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 14
    Carnivore - doin u the big Slammajamm W W WRESTLEMANIA 21 sory my fren had to be done
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 15
    Dog - SITTING IN THIS AREA IS PROHIBITED T Heck the rules *sniff snoff I smell nuggers I know my rights
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 16
    Dog - OW w to Be A Good Boy 88 HENLO CLASS AMS UR SUBSTIBOOP TEACHUR
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 17
    Table - kaber Gower, EN DIE BY teatri Ders to be wil be wil, saftinals to 3x4, apple t torent Ce so wat the hec happened Sharon WEL they said FLOOFCOIN to the moon *tip #tap Pod doin me a bankruptcy 50 2452
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 18
    Hair - @onnisamoyed oh ur home there was a mud explosion all hapened so fast Susan
    via @onnisamoyed
  • 19
    Dog - KENOBITHEBULLDOG | IG U thought was Elephant? am actually doggo *tip get a grip Susan tap
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 20
    Watch - thamk u snow the sprinkle spronkle do my ears the flipple flopple Phapp *flipple *flopple Appo
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 21
    Vertebrate - *shloop am rdy I do shloop fren? pls proceed preparing for maximum relaxo
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 22
    Dog - need a relaxo day Martha been a ruff week treat prices on the rise mailman keeps comin to the door and stonky squirrel taunts me at night
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 23
    Vertebrate - forgib me am just pupper pls accep my apupology 1 SORRY FOR BARKING
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 24
    Plant - U thought I was birb was lil puggo whole time Hah fren Heckin bamboozled
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 25
    Dog - CHISUM_TRAIL_LABRADORS | IG Yu really thought am shork? cmon Susan U got bamboozled
    via chisum_trail_labradogs | IG
  • 26
    Dog - am i okay dogtor? *tip hang hniff on doin a checkpup *shnoff yup your snoot is still boopable
    via doggosbeingdoggos
  • 27

    Not a doggo, but still loves boops

    Tire - Thanks for boop fren gonna do a fly now *boop
    via doggosbeingdoggos

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