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Twitter Thread: The Funniest 'Crimes' Committed By Cats Who Are Total Hooligans

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    Font - Premee Mohamed @premeesaurus having a cat is great. every day i'm like 'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy. 6:44 PM - Jan 17, 2023 - 1.1M Views 8,197 Retweets 262 Quote Tweets 44.9K Likes

    Yup, this just about sums up what it's like to live with cats. They will drive you absolutely insane, they will do everything that you ask them not to do on principal, and yet, no matter how many things of yours they destroy, you will continue loving them with every single fiber of your being.

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    Font - Premee Mohamed @premeesaurus 6:44 PM - Jan 17, 2023 - 29.5K Views ... : this tweet brought to you by Local Small Bastard Man hopping up on the desk, taking an ENORMOUS huff off my little desktop humidifier, and then sneezing like 15 times in a row and scaring himself so badly he's now hiding in the bedroom closet 90 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 2,033 Likes

    See? Someone who doesn't own a cat may look at this tweet and think that good god, having cats is insanity, and this person is clearly regretting their decision to get one. But they'd be wrong. This right here is love in its purest form. Every single cat owner feels this way, and every single one of us would do anything for our furbabies. 

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    Organism - Ash @BarbiturateCat Replying to @premeesaurus This guy's daily routine consists solely of CRIMES. His favourite activity is throwing a full cup of water onto the bathroom floor, every evening. Then demanding the cup is refilled so he can drink from it. 5:27 PM - Jan 18, 2023 - 23.6K Views 54 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 1,075 Likes ...
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    Font - Premee Mohamed @premeesaurus Replying to @BarbiturateCat but that's so ANTI-SOCIAL SIR, HOW CAN YOU 5:34 PM Jan 18, 2023 13K Views
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    Font - NatalieZed dot Tumblr dot com @NatalieZed Replying to @premeesaurus One time, Inky dipped every one of his feet in the still- cooling scalloped potatoes and walked all over @JairusKhan's freshly washed and drying adidas pants, leaving butter and cheese grease footprints all over it, 15 minutes before we were leaving on a trip 6:54 PM - Jan 17, 2023 - 12.8K Views
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    Font - Premee Mohamed @premeesaurus Replying to @NatalieZed and @JairusKhan ENORMOUS CRIME 6:57 PM - Jan 17, 2023 - 10.9K Views
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    Cat - Simon Bisson @sbisson Replying to @premeesaurus and @BakingWithEve We have two Maines. They are a heist crew with a penchant for leaving little rubber ball toys right where you are going to step on them. And then they look at you like this. "Who, me? It was clearly my sister." 5:35 PM - Jan 19, 2023 - 1,874 Views
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    Automotive tire - alaina @alunajune Replying to @premeesaurus shredded paper, ALL cups filled with any liquid spilled within minutes of setting them anywhere, leaves chewed on, jewelry and crystals swatted onto the floor & sometimes lost forever, carpets shredded when accidentally locked in a bedroom, broken plant pots.... the criminals: 3:35 AM Jan 19, 2023 - 1,384 Views
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    Product - James Doyle @priusjames ... Replying to @premeesaurus and @MikePerryavatar Locked mama cat out of the bedroom last night, so she brought her favorite toys from downstairs and played loudly all night right outside the door.
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    Cat - Godzilla could fix this @amcatanzaro Replying to @premeesaurus This one enjoys knocking over every trash can every night and going through them to see if there's any twist ties or bottle caps. 6:58 PM - Jan 18, 2023 5,052 Views
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    Cat - jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong Replying to @premeesaurus This one alone has a laundry list of garden variety crimes, but my personal favorite is when he drops a toy mouse into the water bowl just to slap it around in the water, pull it back out, and leaving it sopping wet somewhere for me to step on ALT Shar www
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    Vertebrate - Overeducated cat woman @Lindera Replying to @premeesaurus She murders houseplants and steals balls of yarn. 4:52 PM - Jan 19, 2023 470 Views ANDDWAT
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    Product - Vote the Andrea Martin assholes out. @AndreaMartinATX Replying to @premeesaurus My little demon was obsessed with the bathroom trash can. She would knock it over and drag all the trash out. I traded a regular trash can for one with a lid. Now she takes *some trash out to show me she's still the boss. And don't even get me started on the toilet paper drama 6:34 PM - Jan 19, 2023 479 Views
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    Cat - tian @floating in the void @Tianbutshamele1 Replying to @premeesaurus and @SBDLWJ0523 Presented without commentary on jo

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