‘Don't Mess With Me' : Woman Uses Witchcraft to Take Ultimate Revenge on Her Fake Best Friend and Steal Her Guy, It Works

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    Mammal - Posted by u/dainty_dryad 12 hours ago Make me look bad to make yourself look good? I can play that game twice as well and steal a guy I don't even want!
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    Font - So for a quick bit of background info, I got super into astrology, crystal collecting, tarot cards, runestones, paganism, modern witchcraft, vulture culture, etc when I was about 19. At 21, a close friend, we'll call her Marcy, also started expressing interest in the occult, so I started sharing my knowledge/supplies with her. Anyway.
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    Font - So around that same time, Marcy had a crush on this absolute slimey dc hebag of a guy. She asked for my help to get him to like her (not that she needed it. She's drop d--d gorgeous, has a perfect body, amazing fashion sense, super interesting personality, etc) so as much as I hated being the third wheel, I said sure. I'd come along and help hype her up and make her seem that much more amazing.
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    Font - Little did I know, her entire plan to make herself look good was to make me look bad. Apparently, the guy thought witches were super hot and wanted to "get with" one, so Marcy used this as her in. She starts rattling off everything I had taught her, but with a holier-than-thou air about her. She pulls out my tarot deck that I had lendt her so she could read his cards, making sure to throw a quick "maybe one day you can get your own
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    Font - deck too" my way. So the whole date goes on like this. Shes passing my own knowledge and crystals and cards off as her own, all while claiming I know nothing and that shes taught me everything she knows. The real kicker was when she invented a coven she was the priestess of, and claimed I was a "hopeful initiate" but that she had to confer with her deities as she wasnt sure I'd make the cut.
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    Font - I was livid. At no point had I agreed to let myself be belittled and demeaned and insulted just so she could spend the night with some idiot womanizing tool. But I held my tongue through the evening. I let her look good. I let him be impressed by her "vast knowledge of the occult" And I planned my revenge.
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    Font - This was over winter break in my junior year of college, so I was used to working like a maniac on projects, but I had nothing else to occupy me. I spent the next week and a half writing my own personal grimoire. I used one of those artisan made journals with the thick, rough-edged paper that feels like its hand-made. I drew star charts, palm charts, astrolgical signs, crystals and
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    Font - their alignments, deities and their powers/areas of jurisdictions, I mapped out the pagan calendar and detailed each of the holidays and what they were celebrating, I wrote spells, I wrote curses,...i just went crazy. So when Marcy asked me to hang out with her and douchebag again, i was ready
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    Font - He took us to some slzy bar and bought us drinks. At some point I made up an excuse to get up, at which point I "accidentally" knocked over my purse and whoops* my grimoire accidentally fell out of my bag and into his lap. He flipped through the book and was immediately hooked. For the rest of the evening he only had eyes for me. Only
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    Font - had questions for me. Only bought drinks for me. My friend was so mad. But what could I do? It was only an accident that my grimoire had fallen into his lap! Hehehehe. She kept trying to get his attention back but it was all in vain. He left the bar with me that night. I brought him back to my place, watched an episode of The Vampire Diaries, and sent him on his way.
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    Font - It was never about the guy to me. I just loathed being used as the butt of the joke: the antithesis of the picture of "desirable" I think, to some extent, Marcy understood. She never asked me to be her third wheel again.
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    Rectangle - wolfie379 +2 . 11 hr. ago Marcy's knowledge of witchcraft is obviously superficial, because she clearly doesn't understand the Rule of Three. 338 Reply Share
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    Font - Basskitten777. 6 hr. ago This is just like that episode of SpongeBob where SpongeBob acts dumber than Patrick when Patrick's parents visit him and Patrick ends up just mocking SpongeBob the entire time. ✩36 B Reply Share
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    Rectangle - Tinlizzie2 10 hr. ago Ooohhh....I hope you cleaned those cards and any crystals she might have touched REALLY well. 38 ♡ Reply Share
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    Rectangle - symbolicshambolic · 11 hr. ago As someone who was friends with a Marcy, I salute you! She threw me under the bus a few times. ↑ 75 Reply Share

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