40+ Memes For Pretty Bored People

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    Boat - me at 2am I'm going to the kitchen alone. my dog prettycooltim Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.
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    Font - Glenn F. Henriksen @henriksen When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public. 5:45 AM 15 Oct 22 from Stavanger, Norway. ●
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    Font - Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert I wish I could google search my own mind and just type in stuff like "what are my favorite movies" or "what was the name of the place with the really good egg rolls"
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    Font - ★ sad fat dog ★ @doglesbian boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i make babybel cheese wax crab on company time
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    Sky - END ROAD WORK END ROAD WORK ROAD WORK END ROAD WORK
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    Nose - Yeah, I'm into NFTs Noses Feets Teefs
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    Vertebrate - "The world is ending! You cannot be that quirky and amorous! Cease your frolicking at once!" Me:
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    Font - The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first. AT&T LTE Completed 10:15 AM excuse me what I apologize in advance, but Kevin may try to sleep with you. Just keep your door shut. June 30th June 30th 79% Kevin is my dog. June 30th Details
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    Green - Interesting Chit Aug 27. Crinoid fossils can be found in some UK rivers and were once thought to be fairy coins. Sometimes called "star stones" they were also said to bring victory over your enemies
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    Face - getting in the shower being in the shower getting out of the shower
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    Hand - Oh I don't drink, just crab rangoon for me thanks.
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    Font - Mat @MatttGFX people think the german language is silly just wait until you learn about the very real german title of ocarina of time THE LEGEND OF ELDA DAS FLUTEN DUTEN™
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    Bird - People My Age Me
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    Smile - 100 e
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    Font - coffeeandmoorland Sometimes I'm overwhelmed with the insatiable desire to learn. To know astronomy and geography and language and architecture; to recognize each constellation, planet, and star; to speak and understand all languages, be able to decipher ancient Greek and Latin text; to grow my understanding of how the human body works; study the differences and similarities of each religion; recognize the use for each herb and seed and sapling. I want to better myself, not for fame or rec
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    Sleeve - Wow you are so smart! bro relax i am literally just good at googling
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    Clothing - BOOK PUBLISHER BOOK PUBLISHER Done BOOK WITH THE MOVIE VERSION COVER BOOK WITH THE MOVIE VERSION COVER H ME ME
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    Virginia opossum - @ch0mkus One more inconvenience and I'll start biting ankles
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    Font - NEWS Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number f Please just text me SUFFERINGISMYHOBBY7 SUFFERINGISMYHOBBY SUFFERINGISMYHOBBY
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    Smile - Girls getting DMS from old high school Beckys about pyramid schemes Guys getting DMs from old high school Kyles about: cryptocurrency Me who was weird in high school so no one DMs me
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    Hair - Remove your hand from the box and die. What's in the box? premy.cooltim Wet food from the sink.
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    Dog - Don't talk to me. I'm thinking about dog statues turned gold by all the hands that pet them
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    Flower - Jon Jones @jonjones wait, hold up -- hummingbird nests can have a little leaf as a roof? this changes everything
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    Plant - 2 a.m.-"Someone is at your door" notification. 2:08:07 AM Nest
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    Dog - 23 year old me preparing my dinner CHICKEN USGETS LLY
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    Cartoon - livsmessydoodles Follow Mar 17 LIVSMESSYDOODLES do you ever walk into a room and immediately forget why you went there in the first place? mister frodo please throw the Ring into the fire LIVSMESSYDOODLES
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    Font - Drewberz @buddy_ferrara huge plans tonight off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try eating several orders of crab rangoon Ore you certainly will not regret eating several orders of crab rangoon
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    Organism - Ryn Taylor @taylor_ryn - 1s I'm going to make a #DnD character that's a hobbit werewolf. He's going to be a lawful good cleric or some shit during the day but on the full moon he's gonna turn into a barbarian Pomeranian that's chaotic evil and wants to kill everyone and everything And he'll look like this 27
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    Comfort - Pov u can't sleep bc ur going to the zoo tomorrow Post
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    Plant - The "wow what are you cooking, that smells so good" starter pack:
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    Food - "So it's like drugs?" "It's better than drugs, Jeremy" Gushupos Thermorel Am
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    Product - joe Zappulla @Zappullaj Read [at a party] Me: * over the music * DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN? 9:43-22 Apr. 2017 Recycle!"
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    Font - "Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal. 34 ↑ Share 1.8k BEST COMMENTS din_mamma_e_en_furry 3h "Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future. "Will you, Mary me" is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is. Reply 863
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    Azure - This is the skin of a killer bella
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    Drinkware - SWEAR JAR 5 E 367 TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIRDS WHEN I WASN'T ASKED JAR
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    Human body - When the motion sensor sink in the bathroom don't work
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    Facial expression - 1 Choose your fighter 2 3 Think they're Maybe magical, in charge. isn't. maybe just spooky. Cute, but will be the first to die if shit gets real. 9 Unassuming. Will fuck you up. 6. Incredible fighter. Takes everything too far. 10 "Some tea and extract can fix that" Mushrooms. Mushrooms. Seems deep. Just trying not to have a mental breakdown 11 Reads a lot of theory. No one knows wtf they're ever talking about. Too old for this shit, but got nowhere else to be. 8 Blue collar.
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    Organism - Spectacled Langour @Spectacled La... 14 hours ago ● *shuts down laptop* I think that's enough internet for today *picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket sized internet is doing
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    Font - Michael Varrati @MichaelVarrati It's never too late to become unhealthily obsessed with a niche television show that went off the air years ago. 6:13 PM 2022-11-10 Twitter for iPhone ● 1,123 Retweets 603 Quote Tweets 9,238 Likes
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec Making a password as a teen: dolphinsarecool Making a password as an adult: Dolphinsarecool!2
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    Nose - Really? Right in front of my crab rangoons?
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    Cat - A proud wink I HISS AT CHILDREN

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