'My first kiss went a little like this...': Cringey First Kiss Stories To Make You Glad You're Not An Awkward Teenager Anymore

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    Font - Posted by u/fakeaccountxo 13 hours ago First kiss sucked. Is it supposed to feel this way?
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    Font - I'm a late bloomer & also socially awkward asf so when I met this guy at party, I was like fuck it! I want to have my first kiss just to get it over with. So we hit it off, and I'm into it up until the point where his lips touch mine. It's like I'm not even there anymore. I just kept thinking of how I felt like we were two guppy fish smushing against eachother. I had to stop it because i couldn't countain my laughter anymore and when he asked me what's wrong I told him I thought I heard m
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    Font - Anyway, I felt like I dissociated during that experience for sure has anyone else felt this way before? EDIT: just read through all the comments and you guys are so funny and relatable. Thank you for engaging bc I was freaking out for a while thinking there was something wrong with me
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    Font - Inevitable_Event_472 9 hr. ago My first kiss was terrible, I almost sent someone to the ER my friend and I went ice skating and he was ice skating backwards and kissed me unexpectedly and we almost skated into/over a little kid who had fallen. It was awful, down the line he realized he was gay and I realized I had vastly different taste in men. Safe to say most peoples first kiss isn't “magical". Wishing you the best!
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    Font - _robotical 7 hr. ago If it makes you feel any better, at least both of you were on the same page. My bf and I decided we wanted to do my first kiss on NYE even though we'd been dating for long enough that it was weird we hadn't kissed by then. So there was all this anticipation leading up to it, but we didn't discuss our expectations, so I went for a closed mouth kiss and he went for an open one and ended up sucking my face for a couple seconds as I tried to pull away Imao :') You got the
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    Font - Energy_illusion - 12 hr. ago Oh god, are you me?? Also a somewhat late and slow bloomer, also burst out laughing during my first kiss. I love the guppy fish imagery, mine was anatomy dummies bashing against each other. It has not gotten better for me. I'm sorry I can't provide comfort, only solidarity. For me personally, my lack of interest/enjoyment in kissing led me to realize I'm asexual. I'd like to fall in love someday, but innately don't experience attraction or relate to physical i
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    Font - Opriat 11 hr. ago Yep, happened to me too. It's pretty normal to have a terrible first kiss. I don't think i've met anybody who had a flawless first kiss. I was 16 when I had my first. He was the first guy to ever show interest in me, and I was so enamored with the fact that WOW SOMEBODY LIKES ME that I didn't even stop to consider if I liked him back. I mean come on singing is integral to my personality, but he told me it "makes him uncomfortable when I sing"! Pff! He wasn't great for me
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    Font - So when it came time for the first kiss, it felt like two fish fighting eachother. I also kinda dissociated because of how shocked I was, it was like I was watching myself from afar have this terrible moment. I was like "ew how could anybody like this!!". So much for how the movies say your first kiss should go, I certainly did not have fireworks go off behind me. But with time and practice, kissing becomes more natural. You learn to know what to expect, and you find what feels right. Or
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    Font - aneptuniangrl. 12 hr. ago I had my first kiss at 19 and he asked me if I liked kissing (like i guess so???) and then he kissed me when the beat dropped to a song we were listening to. I kept thinking it was really corny
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    Font - inamessandcrisis. 10 hr. ago my first kiss, the guy literally kept clashing his teeth against mine, that's all i could feel. it was the worst kiss i've ever had. i kept thinking "oh god is this it" and getting very weirded out by the sensation. it gets soo much better with practice, and people that actually know how to kiss (even now some boys are bad at it, it's like kissing a washing machine).
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    Font - catboogers 8 hr. ago I just. Don't. I hate french kissing. I'll do adorable repeated pecks on the lips, but I don't enjoy making out. I am neurodivergent, and I've come to realize it's a sensation thing for me.
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    Font - oddlookinginsect. 4 hr. ago Eww, yes. With French kissing it feels like there is a slimy eel moving around in my mouth. It's so gross. Also, doubled-up with being able to taste the other person's breath- -I always gag.

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