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'He disguised himself as a client and came to my office for therapy': Fail Blog Fans share the last time they saw their ex!

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    Here we go!

    Atmosphere - Where did you bump into your ex and how'd that go for you?
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    I hope you called security, Daisy!

    Font - Daisy Chow The last time I bumped into an ex was when he disguised himself as a client and came to my office for therapy. I hadn't seen him in 20 years. He apparently had been googling me and told me his wife caught him. We were 15! Some people don't move on.
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    Mj, you are an icon!

    Font - Top fan Mj Jacobs On the train home one day like 4 years after I last saw him. He asked if I was me, I said no, and he apologized lol.
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    Ex-turned-conspiracy-theorist seems to be a more common narrative than one would think!

    Font - Gonneke Nakazawa-Arts Shopping for my sister's wedding, right before I got engaged to my current husband. My sister spotted him first. When we asked him how he was he started spouting conspiracy theories and just sounded really paranoid. He was already sort of off when I was dating him, but that's when I knew I'd really dodged a bullet!
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    Adrián, I once lived near a block away from where my ex worked. Thankfully, I moved the heck out.

    Font - Top fan Adrián Angeles Last time I saw an ex, it was almost 10 years ago, at my mom's funeral. Last time it was very likely to run into another ex, was when I got a better paid job and was very excited to start, until I realized that company's offices were 2 blocks away from her place of work, so every time I went out for lunch, it was always in the opposite direction, to minimize the chances
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    You didn't get your hometown in the breakup proceedings?

    Font - Top fan AJ Allen Multiple places; the grocery store, the park; life is tough when neither leave your hometown.
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    He probably saw you...

    Human body - Top fan Lindy Coker Some restaurant on my birthday with my new bf and IDK if he saw me cus I avoided him like the plague!
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    Almost hit you with WHAT? Her car?!

    Human body - Ryan Sabourin I hadn't seen her in a few years. Crossing the street inmy neighborhood, she almost hit me.
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    Do say more, Mara...

    Human body - Top fan Mara Moran A school function. He now lives with me.
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    Mic drop indeed!

    Smile - Tanya Taylor-Pace Humane Society. He noticed my engagement ring. I waved my hand around and said "ya it's heavy" smiled brightly and left. *mic drop*
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    Proud of you, Chris!

    Product - Chris Iverson In my bedroom...it went well.
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    Annie, this was visceral.

    Font - Annie Rose Cifaldi Walking around a party city. He asked if I'd ever consider giving him another chance. I told him I'd rather shove knives up my and walked away, leaving him dumbfounded.
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    Ah, the "People You May Know" section... thank you, social media, for trolling us.

    Human body - Christopher My "People You May Know" section but it was a quick and easy fix. Blocked and blessed
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    Sounds like he was doing well!

    Rectangle - Jo R Mills Great. He was passed out drunk on a bar.
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    Folks, we have a winner!

    Human body - James Mannex Famliy court I got full custody
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    No one deserves to be glared at in a Dollar Tree

    Azure - Top fan Darrel Webb at a random dollar tree after my now wife and i first met. she gave us the death glare from across the store
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    Leslie, you were the bigger person here!

    Font - Leslie C Ng In public, on the train and then at the bus stop. He decided to wait in the background for me to get on the bus even though I wasn't going to talk to him anyway, and he could have walked behind the bus stop bench and not wasted ten minutes of his day! I really hope that made him late for something.
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    We love office drama though!

    Rectangle - Ondra Béza Bezucha Probably She started working at the same place. almost 10 years after the breakup and she was still feeling sorry for dumping me. Me personally was having no emotion about it for a few years, but 10 years ago sure it was badly intense for me. But i barely recognised her.
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    Literally what are the odds?!

    Rectangle - Brian Kent A fireworks store in a whole different state. Proof that there is a god and they have a very twisted sense of humor Wich 16
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    Petty but fabulously petty!

    Rectangle - Lexiee Ace Love My work place, he was doing Uber eats and I was 120 pounds lighter than when we dated, in the best shape of my life. Was the best you to him honestly. Gave him a downvote too because I'm petty Imao (dude cheated on me for 4 and a half years)
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    On purpose, Brit? Do say more!

    Rectangle - Brit Rider I drive by the f loser all the time.
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    LOL God is testing you, Michael!

    Rectangle - Michael Szabo Church. Awkward

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