Amidst all the emergency news broadcasts and panic, there was this guy, who had this to say about the "devastation:"
"Being in the snow with my lover like this immerses me in a special feeling. I like it."
Oh man. It is literally
the apocalypse out here, and you off some cutesy stuff like that on national television? PEOPLE ARE DYING BY THE TRILLIONS, MAN!
Time to rev up the parodymobile!