Wittiest Responses That Roast Texts From the Worst Kind of Ex That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

We've all received them. The infamous text from an ex. It's always way too late, in both time of the night and in knowing them. It's 2am, anybody who only texts you after the sun goes down is a walking red flag. And if that person happens to also be your ex—LOL. It's too late in the evening and it's too late in general—you've had enough time to figure out that this person was the worst. That's probably why their delusion self thinks they can text you in the middle of the night and illicit a positive response. Like what? In what world?? Sometimes you're not in the right headspace to dish out a response text that they deserve, one that roasts them and puts them in their place. BUT sometimes you are in that perfect place where you dish out the most epic witty response that has your ex feeling like a burnt piece of sad toast because that roast was so spot on. We celebrate those kinds of responses to texts from exes below! 

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