Under-The-Table Memes To Keep On The DL

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
May 14, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

Hey man, you're pretty trustworthy; can I tell you a little secret? I've got 28 immaculately crafted memes lying just below this message. I know that you can handle them. Don't go around telling everybody about these memes. I'm serious! I'm definitely not using any reverse psychology as we speak. You better not share this perfectly curated list of memes to your Facebook feed or send it to your most active groupchat. You're going to be really sorry if you tell your coworkers or your family about how many hilarious memes are put on Memebase every day. If you send this list of memes to your best friend in the whole wide world who would never tell a soul, I'm going to know about it. Boy howdy, I going to be sooooo angry if you do that. All you can do is relish in these memes on your own, so get scrolling! 

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  • 01
    Font - Just a little reminder not to check up on the toxic person you left. Don't check their socials. Don't hit them up to see how they're doing. Your peace of mind is too important to get wrapped up in it January 15
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  • 02
    Gesture - How small talk feels to an introvert
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  • 03
    Font - Robert J. Lowe @nimorapi The best way to find typos in your work is to carefully and meticulously proofread it, publish it for public consumption, and then casually glance at a random page two weeks later. 7:36 AM Jun 6, 2021
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  • 04
    Font - A poem for mornings. Coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffee. Coffee, Coffee, Everyone shut up. Coffee.
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  • 05
    Font - ( Ash + @ajemtattoo The neurodivergent urge to over explain myself during misunderstandings to try to avoid further misunderstandings but then confusing people in the process which, does in fact cause, you guessed it, more misunderstandings 1:57 PM 2021-11-12 Twitter for iPhone 10K Retweets 563 Quote Tweets 37.6K Likes O
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  • 06
    Cat - me filling the room with negative energy because I'm hungry Hedda
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    Photograph - Cat Rapture has begun.
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  • 08
    Font - Summer really clocked out right at the end of it's shift
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  • 09
    Product - Popping the heating on for 24 mins in 2022 £250,000 EN
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    Font - guro gf @blackmetalbrews Is the album good or did it just come out when I was between the ages of twelve and nineteen? 6:31 PM 9/24/22 Twitter for iPhone 9,549 Retweets 891 Quote Tweets 136K Likes
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  • 11
    Font - Variable @variableaus If you know what "A/S/L?" means, I hope your back's okay.
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  • 12
    Product - how to stay busy NETFLIX half-watch tv imgur doom scroll start something and then promptly give up starve for hours instead of just making something cry a little maybe Add to Cart add to cart passively ponder suicide pick at face ? ? think about being productive NETFLIX realize you weren't paying attention and rewind
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  • 13
    Font - namas'cray (nah-mas-cray) The crazy in me recognizes and honors the crazy in you.
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  • 14
    Outerwear - He be killing people and still be able to text back. Don't settle for less, ladies BELLO 40D MOTIO
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  • 15
    Font - xtraterrestrials Follow me, hyperfixating: I would like to think about something else now my brain: This scene cannot be skipped.
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  • 16
    Forehead - Me at work: The customers:
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  • 17
    Font - Stefan Bachmann @Stefan_Bachmann *buys ten books* *reads three of them* *sees how many awesome new books are out and buys eight more* *repeat forever until house explodes*
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  • 18
    Computer - Me: ok im feeling really motivated, when I get home im going to sort my life out, get all my work done, & be successful Me when I get home:
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  • 19
    Font - constantine @greenlight no YOU live in a society. i live in my meticulously crafted daydream universe that i've been using as a coping mechanism since childhood
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  • 20
    Font - An apology without change is just manipulation. Read that again.
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  • 21
    Human - my entire life summed up in 2 images. i'll never eat again, i'm so fat Source: thebestoftumbli... T VEZIC
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  • 22
    Font - Me: I don't have the energy for this. Someone: For what? Me: *gestures vaguely*
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  • 23
    Font - nosebleedclub Follow Tell me a soft memory lifeofbrybooks Follow My oldest brother is 10 years older than me. When I was in first grade, he took me shopping for new school clothes - which was huge because, as the youngest of six kids, I lived in hand-me-downs. He bought me a little navy blue, polka dot dress with a Peter Pan collar and red alphabet buttons. But, on picture day, I lost one of the buttons on the playground. I had a total meltdown because my brother spent his own money to ma
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  • 24
    Cat - Fun fact: My cat packs me a little snack every night in case I get hungry while im out. She puts some of her kibble in my purse. Nightly. Always in the same exact pocket. I know its nightly because I just cleaned all the kibble out of said pocket like 10 hours ago, woke up, checked my purse, new snäcks have arrived. A very thoughtful bebe
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    Clothing - O On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was It's October 3rd.
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  • 26
    Font - Rads @Feeling Euphoric [bad day] DEPRESSION: you're gonna eat an entire box of mac and cheese [good day] ME: I'm gonna eat an entire box of mac and cheese
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  • 27
    Human - just fat Tiny Tim's Tiny Foster Family. Join Haley Andrews 9h I've been very worried about Cheesecake lately, because she is so bulbous. I was worried about worms, or worse, fluid build up from FIP. I took her to her vet yesterday. They ran some tests. Looked for fluid. I was a stricken with anxiety, heart racing. Untreated FIP is usually fatal to kittens and losing Cheesecake would be too much. The vet comes back into my room and hands me my carrier with Cheesecake back in it. Her face
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    World - "Collapsing birth rate is the biggest threat to society" Me looking at the world I'm expected to bring children into: FB@AdminKakarot IGCSaiyan179.
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