'Feminine and submissive are requirements': 12 Blaring Bumble Bios Featuring The Cringiest Red Flags
One thing we love about Bumble is that technically, the women are in control. We have the power to match and message those who we see fit and our inbox isn't exposed to just anyone and everyone. We don't know, just something about having an upper hand that gives us ultimate bliss and satisfaction. Kidding… kinda…
Anywhoooo. While Bumble empowers women to make the first move, it still hosts a whole lotta creeps and players. But that's the world of dating for you, there's nothing you can really do about them. Except for one thing: avoid them. Sure, it's easier said than done. But take it from us as the ultimate serial daters who have seen quite the range in our day - there are certain red flags to look out for and once you see them, you gotta run. No matter how cute, tall, or shmexy he is - if he's a misogynist or a player - girl, run.
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'make up your mind my guy'
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'This totally isn’t the most toxic thing I’ve ever seen…'
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'“With the possibility of a relationship” what the actual f*ck…is he just looking for an incubator or am I interpreting his lack of punctuation the wrong way?'
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'me, a 30 year old fan of lana del rey: ??? ?? ???'
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'Maybe try writing an actual bio so they have something to message you about…..'
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'This Work As A Bio For Women?'
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'What an excellent use of a prompt'
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'Awww damn. I’m too tall.'
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'Make this make sense…'
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'A tough ask in the UK'
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