Far beneath a magical lake belonging to a particular magic school for magical hoomans, lies an equally magical and wondrous place of learning. Known as Ottwarts, this aquatic academy of magical excellence is there to help all adorable otters in their quests for magical knowledge. Among these awwdorable otters, is Hairry Otter, the famous 'boy who gived'.
When he was but a baby otter, barely capable of collecting stones for his pouch, Hairry defeated the evil Sir Oldemore, an ancient otter who rejected the teachings of Ottwarts and spread fear amongst all otterkind. On Halloween eve, 1981, Hairry defeated Oldemore by giving him his first stone, which was a selfless act of kindness and adorability, causing Oldemore's (metaphorical) evil heart to explode from cuteness, leaving behind only good vibes and love.
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'Hello, my name is Otto Ottervander and this is my stone store. The stone chooses the otter, so just grab one and try open some clams, I'm sure we'll find the right one for you.' Otto Ottervander was later arrested for stone fraud, much to the bewilderment of the magical community.
100 percent follow this wise and magical otter, with his widdle otter staff that he can clearly make disappear into nothingness within the mysterious folds of his magic otter pouch. He will guide you to Ottwarts, and maybe you'll meet the famous Hairry Otter!
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