Sassy Twitter Account Tweets Hysterically Accurate Names For People's Pets And The Results Are Hilarious (25+ Tweets)

Have you ever wondered what a random person would name your pet if they met them for the first time? Actually, we come up with about 10 new names for them every day, for example, "Squishy Love Muffin", or "Adorable Ball of Cheese", but these are just because they're too cute and whatever string of lovey-dovey words comes out is what their name is for that moment. (yes, we even disgust ourselves). 

But if you want a name with class and a whole lot of sass, you better turn to @petfindernames, your newest encyclopedia for hilarious pet names. They take pet pictures submitted to them by their followers, or from animals that need adopting, and give them hilarious names to help spread awareness and get them adopted! We love an organization that's sassy, but also does some good for the world. Way to use your superpowers for good! The names below are definitely worth a scroll if nothing else for the cute kittens and dogs and what they're named after. Enjoy!

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