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Funny Tweets for Millennials That Sum up Your 20s vs Your 30s

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    Font - Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues General pain in my 20s: "Hmmm this is annoying." : General pain in my 30s: "So, I guess this is how it all ends. I've had a good run."
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    Font - Karen Chee @karencheee the biggest thing about being in your 20s is that people in their 30s will, unprompted, say, "thank god i'm not in my 20s anymore," and you just have to nod and be like haha ok
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec Taking a risk in my 20s: Skydiving Taking a risk in my 30s: Throwing out a box of cords :
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    Font - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mom... @storiesofamom Walk of shame in your 20s: *You already know.* Walk of shame in your 30s: You forgot that Monday was a holiday - and the curbside waste pickup was pushed back a day - so you have to wheel your trash barrels full of shame back in so no one thinks you're an idiot.
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    Font - Admiral Snaccbar TRAP @SimplySnaccbar concerts in my 20s: hell yeah this rocks i love staying up until 4am concerts in my 30s: 7pm is too late to start things i have to work in 12 hours
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    Font - ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz .. Mid 20s and single: This hotel has the best bar! Mid 30s with two kids: This hotel has the best pillows!!
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault : Weird to go from watching friends freak out abt pregnancy scares in their 20s to them posting creative pregnancy announcements in their 30s
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec Me, in my teens: This radio station is playing my jams. Me, in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams. Me, in my 30s: This grocery store is playing my jams.
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    Font - Amanda Mancino-Williams @Manda_like_wine 10s: [gets fishnet gloves with halloween witch costume] 20s: [buys fishnets for the club] 30s [uses fishnets to make thrifty produce bags] :
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    Font - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad In my 20s: Listening to heavy metal In my 30s: Listening to lullaby versions of heavy metal songs to get my baby to sleep ...
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    Font - Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes 20s: finding myself 30s: feeling myself
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    Jaw - Reverend Scott @Reverend Scott Me in my 20s: I'm never gonna turn into my dad. Me in my 30s: WHO LEFT ALL THE LIGHTS ON DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY
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    Font - 1919 keely flaherty @keelyflaherty "going to the bar" in your 20s: leaving your apartment to party with friends "going to the bar” in your 30s: walking six feet from the bed to the kitchen to get a granola bar ...
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Drinking coffee in your 20s: Now I can do ANYTHING! Drinking coffee in your 30s: Now I can do a few hours of my life
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    Font - Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues In my 20s: Sad a boy I loved caused me heartache. In my 30s: Sad a food I loved caused me heartburn. :
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    Gesture - Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca In my 20s: What is “rage cleaning?" In my 30s: Where is my good sponge? Where is my good sponge!?!?! WHERE IS MY GOOD SPONGE!?!?!
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    Font - 114 QUESTICIBLE LIFE MyQuestionableLife @2questionable 20s: Let's have some drinks before we go out for drinks. 30s: *In pjs at 7PM* These chin hairs won't pluck themselves.
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    Font - Gennefer Gross @Gennefer Avoid hangovers in your thirties by drinking 16 gallons of water for every glass of wine. :
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    Goggles - carl @NightlifeMingus as you approach your 30s it's very very important that you acquire a “boring" interest that will develop into an obsession as you age. local water policy, shipping containers, composting, amateur geology, metal detectors, collecting old coins
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    Font - Paige Kellerman @PaigeKellerman Me:*Gets pulled up on stage at a concert in my thirties* Lead Singer: Are you ready to rock? Me: Ok, so that was right in my ear. :

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