They sure are a mischievous bunch the feline family. Like tiny supervillains they sit all day planning plots of revenge upon the hooman that bought the wrong wet food that one time, or the other hooman who decided it was time to bring a dog into the house without consulting the cat. You might not know it but they are coming, edging closer one paw at a time.
However, it seems that they get a little stuck on the getaway sometimes and like a deer in the headlights they freeze, mouth agape, eyes wide in disbelief that their plan has been foiled so quickly. The authorities have arrived, and there is no way out but to try and look too cute to punish. The problem is they frequently get away with it like that…Ah when will we learn?
Exhibit A, she saw the lizard, caught the lizard, and brought the lizard back to her house only to be stopped dead in her tracks by her hooman. In a moment of confusion and fluster, she attempts to employ the 'too cute to punish' protocol… Will the hooman fall for it?
What an excellent life hack, your stand mixer breaks so you employ your cat to knead the dough. You could probably get the cat to stretch the dough out after if you ask nicely enough.
The only problem is leaving them alone with all that milk and butter around. Cats aren't exactly known for their restraint in matters of food.
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