Snarky Short-Armed Kitty Lives a Luxurious Life Making Adorable Skits and Being the Purrfect Pet

Most people wish that they could live a life of luxury with unlimited love at your disposal, no need to work a job that you hate, and the guarantee that you'll be loved and cuddled to your hearts delight every single day. Personally, if I could be reincarnated to live my own ideal life, I would want to come back into this world as a disproportioned munchkin cat named Ringo. 

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He may not look exceptional at first, but when you break down the ideologies of his lifestyle, Ringo really has it made. Ringo was born with extra shorty legs that make him extra special. Not only that but he's an absolute chiller which makes him the best kitty for skit making. He is now considered a paid actor in the cat community and won't settle for anything less than the best. Ringo's owners have created tons of viral videos of their good boy, flaunting his short limbs and his jaunty demeanor. 

Ringo really is living the ideal life too. He's adored by his owners and all of their followers love him. He is the cutest good boy kitty and allows his owners to dote on him with endless belly rubs, treats for days, and a warm cozy nap whenever he pleases. This is the kind of luxurious lifestyle that anyone would wish for. Most people would happily trade their stressed out existence (with a commute to work, laundry that never is fully finished, and an unpaid parking ticket sitting on your desk) for a life like Ringo's. He eats wet food, gets his doodoo's cleaned by his hooman slaves, and earns a head pat every time he is an adorable monster on video. 

Ringo's owner even believes that her fur baby is the most special of them all. We obviously, after watching Ringo delicately curl himself into a ball on a warm laptop, cannot disagree. This little bean is the most angelic kitten to grace the Earth and he knows it. 

Ringo is a star performer and the ideal subject of any video. If they remade entire Hollywood movies with Ringo as every single character, it would be a smash hit. Fast and the Furriest, How Harry Met Ringo, Ringo in Seattle— Clearly, we are all here for it.

Ay, mi amor!