Wildest & Wittiest Tinder Conversations Of The Week (February 21, 2023)

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elina lee
Feb 21, 2023 1:00 PM EST

Well, well, well, look who we have here - Tinder, the app that has taken the world by storm and left us all swiping for our next potential love interests. If you ask us, it's both the best and the worst thing to ever grace the internet.

On the one hand, it's a great way to meet new people and potentially find love (or at least some good conversation). On the other hand, it's a breeding ground for ghosting, catfishing, and all-around disappointment.

But let's focus on the positives, shall we? Tinder has given us all a chance to put our best foot forward and present ourselves in the most attractive way possible. It's like a digital version of a first date, without any of the awkward silences or bad breath. But even then, people still find ways to mess it all up by being a little too… wild. Scroll down for this week's wildest Tinder conversations! 

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  • 01

    'We're both in London... and not the Ontario one'

    Product - Mon 30, Jan 20:06 You liked Angharad's photo. Today 02:25 Start the chat with A Today 02:25 I hate British guys arad
    via u/MaltaMatt95
  • 02

    'Her profile mentioned she can solve rubix cube. Note to self not to ask this question again'

    Font - Chat You like Today 6:23 PM Start the chat with Profile to. Today 6:33 PM You might need to teach me your ways of solving a rubix cube. I can't seem to be able to solve one Any advice? You may just have to deal with the fact that you're stupid and I'm simply intellectually superior. It's a skill that cannot be taught, but it's rather a talent that you're born with- or not. In your case, I guess you'll just never acquire the talent to solve a rubix cube. Maybe try picking up a new hobby in
    via u/Bbro27
  • 03
    Product - 9:33 Emily YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 2/18/23 What? LTE 68 Hi Emily :) any fun plans for the evening? Today 9:20 PM I SAID, "HI EMILY ANY FUN PLANS FOR THE EVENING?" + Sent
    via u/n8dawgregul8
  • 04
    Rectangle - 10:09 Today hey can you help me with this problem? It's X+U= 25. I think X must be 15 because U sure are a 10 Ask Nadilla to verify their profile You have 23 hours to reply It's your turn to message them back ● Aa Send a GIF Question Game GIF
    via u/Konner12
  • 05

    'Found one in the wild…'

    Product - < Jade YOU MATCHED WITH JADE ON 2/14/23 You have a very audacious profile. Got to separate the weeds from the chaff Today 8:16 PM You realize both of those are bad right? + Sent
    via u/thelizard33
  • 06

    'About Exactly 3years later she replied.'

    Colorfulness - 17:10 < Yeah Greta ✔ Lesebestätigung aktivieren Mo. 10. Feb. 2020, 11:23 AM ⠀ Sa. 11. Feb., 3:11 AM ((. 28 Hey wannabang?
    via u/Fickle_Charity3655
  • 07

    'Why are women cruel'

    Rectangle - Online Ew sorry that was a mistake Feb 18 6:16 AM It's fine. Good luck finding whatever you're looking for. Feb 18 6:19 AM
    via u/veganpancake11
  • 08

    'You love to see it'

    Product - So what else should I know about u I collect records mostly metal tho I'm a degenerate gambler And I rewatch the sopranos once a year All red flags When should we meet up? I work in sales Type a message + Sent Send
    via u/WheresBubba
  • 09

    'Probably my best work yet.'

    Font - I feel like we should have a bread bake off. I'll make my garlic cheese bread let me tell you how this would go. I would bake the best bread you've ever had in your life. You'll have an existential crisis about your baking skills and it'll destroy your self worth. We'll date for the next decade just so you can try to out-bake me but we'll both gain 100 lbs and ultimately die of heart attacks. Is that really how you want to go out? I literally cannot think of a better way to be taken out.
    via u/Stormageddon369
  • 10

    'This is it. Nothing can top it; the best icebreaker I’ve ever received.'

    Font - T-Mobile LTE 11:06 AM ON 2/14/23 Wanna argue about nihilism? YOU MATCHED WIT If you don't, that's ok, it doesn't really matter. 88%
    via u/Feldew
  • 11

    'i .. I’ve had a tinder profile for approximately 24 hours'

    Font - Spotify ll 16:52 But idc anymore I'm scared of you Here's a suggestion I could invite you over to play with some colourful balls for a while, then afterwards you could pretend to be my mother and breast feed me from your hopefully lactating teets Alternatively, we could find someone weak to bully VJ Type a message... Or I can show you how to make exquisite garlic bread and pasta from scratch 9% Sent Send
    via u/Alert_Cat6258
  • 12

    'City of 80,000 and I match with the person in the bedroom directly above my bedroom, different apartment units.'

    Purple - as long as you don't live in 625 or 626 ...why do you say that? Lmao yea I'm in 625 whew, 626 has issues fr they love to vomit and dump food off the balcony and then my dog tries to eat it sometimes Oh that's not fun But also that checks out nooooo wayyyyy Yup, why do you ask? y'all are chill is your room on the first floor abahah that's crazy you're right above me
    via u/ssadfatdog
  • 13

    'Seriously? I know “it’s Tinder” but guys, please stop. ?? FFS'

    Font - 10:22 Jay YOU MATCHED WITH JAY ON 2/16/23 I had to swipe for the Boston accent. Today 10:20 AM Boston accent and a lot of backed cum for you baby. How's that head game? Amazing. That's a shit opener though, so you'll never find out. Not sure why guys think that will work. 35 and that's the best you've got? Lame. + Sent
    via u/FlyFlirtyandFifty
  • 14

    'Hit it off at first and then she unleashed the crazy on me'

    Screenshot - TUNTUTEVIM TIME TRUTULY don't know because I was too angry and tired to remember. I finally went in her son's room this morning, grabbed his BB gun, opened my bedroom window, propped the gun out the window and shot it a couple of times. It's still alive but it shut up. You may not be proud but I sure fucking am. Today 6:13 PM I'm guess you're mad about how I got that mutt to shut up? Yeah sorry that was a deal breaker for me. Best of luck in the future Good to know you can't handle
    via u/MeowMeow0702
  • 15

    'Got milk?'

    Font - Anna Something that's non-negotiable for me is If we ever have kids you HAVE to taste my breast milk. im allergic to milk but if sucking on a titty is the way i go out, then so be it 10 Send Priority Like Cancel
    via u/somebuddy1
  • 16

    'She unmatched a day later what did I do wrong?'

    Font - Yesterday U r more than a foot taller than me sir YEAHHHH GENETICS Today I wonder if our kids will get ur height or mine Well... we could use punnet squares to show the possible alleles that can result from the crossing of our genetic profiles. To predict the height of potential offspring, you would need to know the alleles that they have for the height gene. What alleles do you have for your height gene? Homozygous dominant (AA), Heterozygous (Ab), or homozygous recessive (bb)? Delivered
    via u/Jonothankimble69
  • 17

    'was what I said really that childish?'

    Font - Hi Today 10:33 AM Wtf do you mean by that shit What up chicken butt Is that how to start a conversation Tis was a joke._. But yes Ok I don't like it sorry I added you then
    via u/Zlamany-fr
  • 18

    'Well that one hurt a bit '

    Product - Beep I wish I was as tall as you. Would you mind giving me a few inches? Three. Take it or leave it. More than I expected
    via u/wellmylifeisshit
  • 19

    'i just find this very unattractive'

    Azure - YOU MATCHED WITH BILLY ON 2/17/23 Bring me a wrappp Yesterday 10:19 PM If you love me Today 12:19 AM why would i want a man who can't get his own wraps Today 12:45 AM Why would I want a girl who wouldn't bring me some wraps I'll Apple Pay you + Sent
    via u/icecream-u-scream
  • 20

    'He unmatched.'

    Font - About me My sole purpose in life is to eventually have a son. I will name him Mac. On Mac's fourth birthday I will get him a full bred Golden Retriever puppy named Cheese. These two will become inseparable... Other than that I'm open to anything. Just don't fuck with my Mac&Cheese.
    via u/donthugmeormugme
  • 21
    Rectangle - Today What if as a teenager Mac starts experimenting with weed? One day Cheese gets into Mac's supply. Then they'd be baked Mac n Cheese 2/2 Delivered
    via u/donthugmeormugme

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