20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals (February 25, 2023)

Here we go again. Caturday has come around, and you guys are here despite every single one of our warnings. Sigh. Yes, yes, you've read the title correctly, the following listicle is indeed full of teeny weeny adorable kittens, but you must read our warnings too! It's like you don't believe us when we tell you that these awwdorable itty bitty kitties are criminals! They are powerful, they are dangerous, they make us do things and feel things like nothing else! They make us aww uncontrollably, they make our stomachs flip with butterflies, and they give us an intense desire to adopt a kitten - and all it takes is one glance at their adorable picture!

Now, we here at ICanHas, are too far gone. We are so whipped for kittens that we make this listicle every single week, showcasing the biggest - i.e. smallest - criminals of the week. We've lost the battle to these kittens, but you still have a chance! Well… if you're gonna look anyway, and suddenly, by the end of the day, you will have adopted a kitten, don't say we didn't warn you.

Posted by Marielru

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"Queen size"

When you say "queen size", we are correct when making the assumption that you're talking about the kitten and not the bed, right? Because really, the kitten is queen-sized. Kittens don't nee dto be larger than life to be worshipped by us, that's fact. We are humble servants of their tiny majesties.

Via u/kitty_o_shea
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"Everyone needs to see baby Salem"

And people dare ask us why we call kittens criminals. Smh. Look at that! That is a huge criminal! Already, Salem has their human wrapped around their itty bitty claw, being perched up like royalty, being presented to the world, meant to be worshipped. And oh no, oh lord, why are we suddenly kneeling? Salem, Salem, take pity, we'll be good-

Via u/shelbyzieke
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"Only a few hours old and already armed and dangerous!"

Via u/Sugar_Bear_D
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"Found this fella outside my workplace, she really helped me get through my work week. Say hi to Meonji/Dust"

Via u/shuikan
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"Illegal sunbathing"

Via u/DrDray37
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"Bumblebee's first baby before the other two arrived!"

Via u/flowercatt
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"WARNING: PLEASE STAY INDOORS TONIGHT, NEW EXTRA SMOL CRIMINALS HAVE BEEN BORN AND SPOTTED (might kill with dangerous weapon of cuteness)"

Via u/an_axolotl_lover
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"Cross eyed beauty. Her name is Ellie"

Via u/StrayNoMoreLA
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"We know you’re illegally smol, come out with your paws up"

Via u/QuiGonGiveItToYa
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"she decided to show them for me today"

Via u/NekoAichan
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"Fizzgig on the day I rescued him. The poor tiny floof was trying to climb onto my porch looking for food."

Via u/squishedgoomba
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"Drawer o’kittens?? 1 month old."

Via u/mo396220
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"River Tam wanted by the Alliance for illegal levels of cuteness"

Via u/JadeMarie80
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"hey! who ya gonna hold first today?"

Via u/hippiesoul03
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"Criminally smol kitten on the prowl and with murder mittens ready to choose violence."

Via u/netphilia
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"Two super-duper smol criminals under arrest"

Via u/Prompter
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"Criminally smol kitty is arrested."

Via u/netphilia
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"Reach for the stars..."

Via u/GratefullyPug
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"Wakey stretches.good meowrning!"

Via u/Jbsf82
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"PopTart remains smol but doesn’t understand hiding"

Via u/grizzlebar