41 Marriage Memes That Perfectly Sum Up the Ups and Downs of Wedded Bliss

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elina lee
Feb 25, 2023 12:00 PM EST

Marriage is like a roller coaster; one moment you're climbing up the heights of love and affection, and the next you're plunging down toward the depths of frustration and annoyance. It's a wild ride full of twists and turns, and you bet your booty there will be times when you just want to scream at the top of your lungs for someone to help you get off the ride. 

One day, you're so in love with him that you can't thank the gods enough for sending him to you. And the next, he's chewing so loud you could hand him divorce papers right there and then. But despite these occasional urges to strangle each other, at the end of the day, you know that you're in it for the long haul. Whether you like it or not, all these little ups and downs are part of being in a committed grown-up relationship, so buckle up your seat belts and get ready to ride out the highs and lows together. 

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    Water - MY FRIES ME MY GIRL WHO SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT ANY
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    At this point, our hubby knows that whenever we say we don't want fries - he should still get the fries. 

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    Font - At the end of the day it's all about who u wanna own a dog with
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    Amen 

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    Product - Me when the recently married couple on HGTV starts disagreeing on what kind of home they want @cosmoskyle
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    Smile - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
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    Sleeve - It was my husband's turn to fold the laundry. He left this note... I AM NOT MADE TO BE FOLDED
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    Azure - lasked my 6-3" husband to hang our bathroom mirror...
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    Food - I asked my husband to pick up 6 potatoes...
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    Rectangle - I asked my husband to pick up a Baby Shower card on his way home from work... HAPPY BIRTH TO ''ΤΟ YOU
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    Cat - How your girl looks when she's about to ask for something
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    Forehead - When you tell your kid it's bedtime but your husband tells him he can have 5 more minutes (I'll kill you.)
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    Cartoon - Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dads 5 mins after sitting on the couch: @MasiPopal
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    Font - Good morning beautiful, have a good day x Good morning, don't tell me what to do
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    Font - Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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    Home appliance - Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home. I came home to this... 8104 2020
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    Font - Elliot @_elliot_c Girls mark their territory by leaving their fuckin hair everywhere 11/10/2017, 10:30 am
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    Font - Kourtney Dunmall @nOrtherntw4t If your boyfriend doesn't claim he's 'hanging out of bed' when he has the most room is he even your boyfriend???
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    Clothing - How i plan to parent screams 'screams higher Cityty
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    Brown - KEVIN W KORPI @kwkorpi Me: [boiling water] Wife: No, not like THAT! Follow
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    Outerwear - Playtime is OVER
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    Product - dani @danielanromero ladies get a man tht treats u like a queen when ur sick Like what's wrong? just breathe It's not that hard CO A A qw e iMessage r t fever and i cant breathe y u i oh ok Read 3:02 PM O р
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    Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland Nothing like seeing a new dad at Disney World find out a Mickey shaped balloon with a glow stick in it is $35. Welcome to the club buddy.
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    Product - My child's hands look like this cherr TRW TM/Q NO MUR simbleis er Star TM/ Mars, Int Mark. Singhus Rusi che Starburs KIND qu ROWLA so mine can look like that
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    Smile - Abby Jimenez @AbbyJimenez763 STRANGER: Hey, is that guy bothering you? ME: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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    Font - Jenna Lightstone @jennalightstone This dude in Sephora told his wife "just get whatever you want" and I swear heads everywhere turned. 9/9/17, 3:35 PM
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    Rectangle - what @chanelpuke *wedding day* husband: for better for worse... till death do us part me: and husband: *sighs* And I vow to never stop u from adopting a dog RETWEETS LIKES 3,554 6,630 Source: jigglypuffsvevo
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    Font - Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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    Font - You know your getting old when your friends start having babies on purpose.
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    Rectangle - Housy Wife @wife_housy Follow Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband. 6:34 AM - 17 Jul 2015 17 965 1,672
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    Font - DPW @pondermymaker (100 miles from exit) Wife: You need to get in the right lane. Follow
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    Human body - C~ Follow @aGreeneyedChic Being married is just wiping someone else's toothpaste spittle off the vanity mirror EVERYDAY.
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    Font - James Breakwell @xplodingUnicorn Wife: Beavers mate for life. Follow Me: I wonder how they make it work. Wife: They never have to listen to each other eat cereal. Me: *chews more quietly*
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    Hair - When your man helps clean but your idea of clean and his idea of clean are totally different and you're trying not to be an ungrateful bitch
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    Rectangle - Slade's Situation™ @Dad_in_Brief *Looking for something around the house. Me: Have you seen it? Wife: Yes, I put it back where it belongs. Me: Ah, thank you. *Still has no idea where it is. Follow
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    Font - she's unfiltered @MommaUnfiltered Follow Book title, "Parenting a Strong-willed Child" Loosely translated, "So You've got Yourself a Little Asshole"
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    Smile - Her: I'm exhausted I was up till 4am with the baby Him: It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late Bay Store ck shuttersto hutterstock
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    Automotive lighting - My wife: Ok, you can choose a coffee table. It'll be hard to get something stupid. Me: Challenge accepted TEME
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    Font - rayo napian #3127 pussy willow rose @madsavv How come when you take pics of your dude that it's just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen but if your dude takes a pic of you it looks like you ain't slept in 7 days, hungover and belong in a mental institution
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    Font - Be safe Taking off love u! How ? All I can do is sit on the plane And accept whatever happens Your negative thoughts play a role Okay then I guess this is goodbye forever
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    Smile - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Follow Marriage is equal parts "I would die without you" and "For the love of God, do you have to sneeze like that?"
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    Smile - Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses Follow My husband bought off-brand toilet paper, and it's just sad I never knew I was living with a psycho until now.
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    Forehead - My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night, watching my husband sleep with his worthless nipples. @rikklanderson
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