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            01Safety regulations? Who needs 'em. 
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            02"This game made me use both hands at the same time! Two thumbs down." 
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            03Can we get a wellness check for Jon's left testicle? 
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            04They all knew exactly what they were doing. 
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            05"Pure" my ass. 
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            06Fifty years and millions of cases of diabetes later… 
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            07Got 'em. 
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            08Big yikes. 
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            09Welp. 
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            10Aged like rad milk. 
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            11Oof…that's gotta hurt. 
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            12Incredible prediction from 1913. 
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            13You had one job. 
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            14Perhaps you should be asking yourself the same question, Jordan. 
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            15"Aaaaaaany day now, we swear!" 
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            16It's safe to assume that everyone on Reddit is a potential troll, but doing a quick Google search only takes a few seconds. 
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            17Somewhere Valve's Steam Deck is chuckling maniacally. 
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            18What a joke. 
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            19Pain.