Weekly Batch of Bumble Screenshots Featuring All Sorts of Internet Weirdos (February 3, 2023)

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elina lee
Mar 3, 2023 12:00 PM EST

Ah, Bumble, Bumble, Bumble… the app that promises to be the oasis of sanity in the realm of online dating yet fails miserably each time. While Bumble may be one of the less chaotic apps out there, it still manages to attract its fair share of weirdos and freaks. It's like a never-ending game of whacking the mole, just when you think you've swiped left on all the weirdos - another one pops out of nowhere. And don't even get us started on their bios and poor choice of profile pictures. 

But hey, let's be real - would the online dating experience really be complete without all those weirdos up in your feed and DMs? Because let's be honest, dating apps would be a whole lot more boring if we didn't have all that chaos and entertainment we call weirdos. With that being said, we present to you this week's collection of the cringiest and weirdest Bumble screenshots. 

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  • 01
    Rectangle - miss bitches @newwbodywhodis Can any man who uses bumble confirm this?? That's really surprising, I'm not even going to lie I was like oh wee I hope she says hi lol When I saw your match I hit the accent in return In the beginning?? *accept I think you can only message me first correct? Yup exactly Do you have plans tomorrow night? Aa Oh it told you I already swiped on you? Lolol I did not know that Makes me not wanna do it anymore lol GIF
    via @newwbodywhodis
  • 02
    Font - Wednesday Addams @sadxgorlx i honestly don't feel like i can complain about bumble when i say shit like this Ok so, if your home was to catch on fire and you could only save 3 items (non living), what would they be? *assume all living creatures are out and safe* my leather bound copy of the complete Poe collection, a letter from my dad, and my wellbutrin Delivered
    via @sadxgorlx
  • 03
    Rectangle - mitski @lesbianpaki NEVER USING BUMBLE AGAIN Heyy Hiii Tell me about yourself! Today I am married and mom of one. Currently teaching in a school. What about you :
    via @lesbianpaki
  • 04

    'Same thing, right?'

    Font - You asked: What is a genuine cause that's close to your heart? Getting my dixk suxked Same thing Mental health Ask another question 1:39 PM
    via u/Givemeallthedoggos_
  • 05

    'Today the man I was supposed to go out with advised me he “can’t have an intimate relationship” with me because I remind him of his sister who he is “very close with”.'

    Font - Good morning I owe you an apology. I like you and I really enjoyed getting to know you. But I was increasingly reminded of my sister. And it kinda got wierd for me. (My sister and I are very close). I simply couldn't be in an intimate relationship with her doppelganger.
    via u/sassystew
  • 06
    Font - 6:14 1 < Today 5GE I have a therapist and she's been really helpful Hey, we matched last week. Not sure if you're expecting me to recoil from my bio but what I said stands. My take on therapists is how could I trust someone who needs professional input and can't make decisions on their own. I can't really consider it appropriate for adults to need them and I'm not interested in immature prospects for the long term. Delivered
    via u/mazatapec_shroom
  • 07

    're this many emojis normal? Or is it a red flag? I need your opinions!'

    Font - Hii! match too Oh it's okay! Please don't worry! Take care of yourself and rest well You can text me Thanks for the whenever you are free It's nice to meet you I'm please call me yuu or whatever you want Ohh! I'm also a university student living in I'm preparing to sleep and I'm at bed now And you? D
    via u/ragnarok-nevermind
  • 08

    'I'm a woman. Dating in Japan'

    Font - I'm gonna listen to this now while I'm cooking Glad to hear it. You are a kind hearted man kind hearted man man
    via u/Miss_Puyatera
  • 09

    'Most cringiest bio on bumble '

    Font - ES ,28 About me • Raging testosterone • Can cook(but you cook for me!) • Will share my food if you hand/ spoon feed me also My basics bumble ★ • Better driver than you (not trying to die anytime soon if you drive) • Tell me why tf should I care about you • I'm seeing other girls but don't be shyyy, I bite. • Pending My interests Gym Road trips ||| Active & Man Hiking trips Christian 69 Ambition
    via u/snowweiss7
  • 10

    'When you join bumble looking for a girlfriend but get new patients instead'

    Product - 7:24 1 It's ok Feb 1, 2023 Yea you'd think so but some people aren't apparently Anyway sorry about the distance thing, but you seem cool and I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for! Today Hey so I need help lol 4:56 AM Aa I've been itchy for like two days now and rn I can't stand it idk why tf I'm itchy but I don't have a rash or anything I took two allergy pills rn to fucking calm the itch I've been putting lotion on my body and everything .LTE There is no way I can give you medi
    via u/PowerTrip55
  • 11

    'moved to text and woman pressuring to install line app'

    Font - By the way, do you have the LINE app on your phone? 11:44 PM All right maybe you should download a Nope 11:45 PM I use that app to connect with my parents, my sister, and others who are close to me 11:46 PM I have WhatsA✓ 11:47 PM
    via u/jmsatl
  • 12
    Font - I never use WhatsApp, there are many scammers out there LINE is the safest 11:47 PM Yes 11:48 PM Have you decided to download it? Let me know when you download it 11:49 PM Ok 11:47 PM Not at the mome 11:10 PM
    via u/jmsatl
  • 13
    Font - Why? 11:49 PM Seems like downloading something takes just a few seconds and a flick of a finger D 11:50 PM I don't like to install apps on my phone I'm not familiar with okay let's end the chat 11:51 PM
    via u/jmsatl
  • 14

    'BFF - Talkin to a wall, unmatched lol'

    Font - Hey there, I was also in Which yr ? Hey there! Which you go to? I was at Yes Aa Yes, I did my masters from ||| Today 2016 but I turned right around and signed up for science prereqs Psych BA, you? Business analytics Your degree from '21, I mean did Did you want to share your field of interest? lol Oh cool, insightful work! Lol rightio then GIF + 유
    via u/purplegrape28
  • 15
    Font - X 00:26 7:34 PM (he/him) joined the chat Today How would someone impress you in 3 minutes? Just by showing up sked: doing a flip Ask another question prove I don't know you Damn didn't know I was talking to Simon Biles u don't know me. do a flip Delivered
    via u/ballstoomany
  • 16

    'Well! Her priorities are extremely crystal clear.'

    Font - About me marriage material rich bois only My basics 165 cm Undergraduate degree Socially & Woman Don't know yet & Sagittarius My interests Thriller Sometimes Feminism Pop Languages I know English Hindu Socially Not sure yet Hindi Ambition Environmentalism
    via u/eclecticslayer
  • 17

    'With answers like that, all I did care about was the tv size'

    Font - How'd the real estate business these days? Damn sellers No lol I think 65 Aa It's been busy but not as intense as the past two years. Sellers aren't just getting everything they want. Haha, how about yourself? Are you in real estate as well or no? Never know. Random question: but how big is your tv lol? I need to get one like that. Perfect, ty! When I get back from France that's what I'm getting. GIF 99 Delivered
    via u/Shot_Welcome_758

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