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01
"How to Be Happy"
No thoughts. Just happy.
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02
"How to Stop Speaking Italian"
If you are Italian, this goes against everything you know.
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03
"How to Achieve Your Dreams"
In this economy, even $14 might be too much of a reach…
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04
"How to Have Fun on Monday"
This is actually great advice!
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05
"How to Deal with Being Hated"
Seriously, block them haters out!
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06
"How to Let Your Guests Know They've Outstayed Their Welcome"
Not recommended, but definitely works.
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07
"How to Impress a Girl on a First Date"
Reptiles. Always reptiles.
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08
"How to Telepathically Communicate (for Bald People)"
We…Uh… We actually don't quite get this one.
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09
"How to Assert Dominance Using Only Whale Noises"
This is true, tried, and tested… Probably.
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10
"How to Get Through Tough Times"
Who hasn't been personally victimized by poor hair choices during a life crisis??
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11
"How to Be a Moderately Successful Midwestern Woman"
Maybe the midwest just needs a lot of nurses… Idk
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12
"How to Develop a Sense of Humor"
We think most comedians would agree with this.
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13
"How to Make a Girl Who is Really Mad at You Forgive You"
Whenever you point at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at you.
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14
"How to Succeed as an Artist"
The difficult truth…
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15
"How to Politely Remind Your Friend That They Owe You Money"
People have been doing it this way for centuries!
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16
"How to Understand Women"
Dang. That one hurt.
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17
"How to Find Love"
Another harsh truth.
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18
"How to Start a Church for Prostitvtes"
Seven days a week. Certified FREAK.
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19
"How to Find the Source of All Your Problems"
It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me.
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20
"How to Speak Lobster"
You never know when you might need this skill.
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21
"How to Keep Your Friend from Drunk Driving"
You gotta do what you gotta do to keep your friend safe!