Some days, cats will just wake up and choose violence. Nobody knows why, nobody knows how, and most importantly… nobody knows when. A cat can be chilling one second, enjoying your love and affection, and then will snap for no reason, extending their toe bean knives and exposing their pointy teefs. As a cat owner, it can be tough to predict your feline's feisty tendencies, but one can never be too careful.
As natural born predators, cats can be pretty terrifying. Even though they're a measly 10lbs, they're incredibly fast and decked out with weapons on all sides. No hooman can withstand the pressures of the cat. Once they strike, you'll never be able to stop them. They've tasted the valor of human flesh and will never be satiated again with their Fancy Feasting. Now they're feasting on the fear that will never leave your heart when you turn the corner and get your ankles snatched by the couch demon. Nobody is safe from the aggression of the house cat after dark.
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