Everyone is dying over having a cat or a dog, and we're over here alone trying to tell everyone that pigs are awesome. Do you agree with us? They're very intelligent (as much or if not more so than dogs), clean, and snuggly as all heck! We mean, come on, we don't know anyone who hasn't said, "Awwwwwwww" when they saw a little piglet. They're undeniably cute.
So if you're in the market for a new pet, why not adopt a pig? They don't bark, don't require that much exercise, are more trainable than dogs, and are cute to boot! As long as you don't make the pig your entire personality, we approve (but if the pig is reaaaaaally cute, you can). You'd be the star of all your friends and have a cute, pillow-sized pig to snuggle with every night. Downsides? None.
Look at him! Look how small he is! He's basically an egg, we literally cannot imagine a cute tiny pig-shaped animal. How could you resist this tiny little pig egg? We can't, heck, we're already halfway out the door to adopt one ourselves!
And they sploot? They SPLOOT? Stop everything, hold the phone - they're perfect. We want one ASAP. Imagine us saying "Whatcha doin, Bacon? You having a little nap in the sun? Cookin up some bacon?"
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