Being 'effortlessly' attractive requires a ton of effort and is much harder than it looks. Maybe someday you'll get the hang of that lash glue, round brushes, and $400 shape wear, but until then, all you're an expert at is judging everyone else's appearance around you and talking smack. It takes a lot of work to look like the baddies you see on TV, the red carpet, and TikTok. No matter how many tutorial videos you watch, you'll never get a rhinestone-studded, multi-pitched winged eyeliner look in a single swoop. If you could take yourself back to the days of caked on foundation, over-bronzing, and blue eyeshadow, you'd see your current appearance as a major glow up, but by today's standards, you lookin' pretty average despite getting up every morning 2 hours before work.