Cat's Got Her...Toe? Woman Accidentally Slices Toe, And Her Feline Finds A Tasty Treat In Hilarious Cat-astrophy (With A Happy Ending!)

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Mar 11, 2023 2:00 PM EST

Oh hai, I Can Has-ers? Are you ready for a purrfectly ridiculous, kinda gross, and hilarious story? Honestly, we never thought we would be writing about something like this, but here we are. A user on Facebook posted recently about a hissterical cat-astrophy that happened to her recently. She has a little black cat, named Pooka, whom she describes as a "fearless 4-pound garbage disposal goblin". Pooka's owner was cutting some lemon for her tea and she accidentally dropped her knife and sliced her toe clean off! Turns out Pooka really is a goblin because….

POOKA ATE THE TOE. Luckily, the woman got to the hospital and everything is okay. She said, in the end, "Her eating my toe only makes me love her more. I'm honored. I wouldn't want anyone else to have eaten it." We're not sure we would have felt the same, but if she loves her cute cat for eating her toe, more power to her. We hope you enjoyed this crazily ridiculous story, we definitely laughed because of it!

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    Font - Kelly Rowe March 6 at 11:37 AM . TW: Gross, Okay ya'll, I debated for a couple days whether I should share my story or not. And I realized that it is imperative that the world knows such a creature exists. Some of you may already be familiar with Poopies AKA Pooka!, AKA Pooka! Poopies, my fearless 4 pound garbage disposal goblin. She is my little shadow, always lurking in the darkness waiting for a tasty morsel to drop from the heavens.
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    Font - A few nights ago I was slicing a lemon for my lovely cup of tea when the rather large knife I was using slipped and dropped to the floor, simultaneously severing my pinky toe clean off. Luckily I'm a trauma nurse and went into action mode right away. I did my best to stop the bleeding and was ready to drive myself to the hospital when I remembered needed to grab one last thing: my toe. I was looking for it on the kitchen floor where I last saw it and it was gone. "That's weird.." I though
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    Listen, if this happened to us, it would be pure chaos. We wouldn't know what to do, we would just scream and wait for someone to come save us. For sure Pooka wouldn't save us. From now on, we're going to be extra careful with knives…

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    Font - She did. In one bite. Swallowed it whole. She responded with her high pitched little trill, satisfied and asking for more. I didn't have time to think about it anymore. I had to get to the hospital. 3 bags of blood and one minor surgery later, I'm back home with my little goblin. I've laughed the entire time about this. So did the wonderful staff at the hospital. It's definitely one for the books. I have truly never had a little creature/soul in my life that I love as much as her. I've re
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    Um……..we might have different feelings if our cat ate our toe, but if she is laughing about it, good for her! It's definitely a story that she'll be telling for the rest of her life, and she'll always have an interesting fact when introducing herself!

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    Font - Bonus: Pooka Poopies got her name because I am Scottish and in Gaelic "Pooka/Puca" means goblin, and is also a mischievous creature of Celtic folklore that she very much resembles. I added a photo of a Celtic Pooka for funsies. (I've been calling her PookaToe all week. What's wrong with me). Let the toe roasting and punny jokes begin!
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    Smile - Brianna Jenkins I've seen your story in like all of my cat groups and each time I fall in love with Pooka a little more
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    Font - Kenda Heffner 2 truths and a lie is gonna be wild for you
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    Font - Lauren Emily Hock I have a maine coon that could be twins with your kitty here. She would also eat my toe if something like this happens. She's eaten random and weird things as well.
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    Font - Kya Marie This was one of the most horrifying things I've ever read. But I could 100% see my cats doing the same thing glad you can laugh about it!
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    Font - Ro Smo Well she saved you the trouble of having to call for a toe-truck
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    Font - Jessica Brown I love this toe eating goblin!!!! Now you need a tattoo on your... (for lack of a better term) nub. "Cat got my toe" or something silly.
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    Font - Leonardo James Schumann I mean your cat now has a taste for human flesh soooo... good luck with that
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    Font - Madeline Smith I don't know what I thought I was gonna read but it wasn't that, that's wild!
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    Font - Stephanie Minnick Would've loved an X-ray of pooka's abdomen after that
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    Font - Eve Elizabeth Taft "did you know your cat would eat you if you died?" "oh please. My cat ate part of me while I was ALIVE"
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