Mom's List of Rejected Baby Names Gets Roasted by Twitter

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    Comfort - BABY NAMES I DIDN'T USE BUT LOVED 17K 212 V
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    Font - GIRLS Oaken Vessel Sparrow Fern Nature Valleigh Talon Earth Stori Reason Crimsyn + moody therealpaigedanielle BOYS Belay Oak Current Windsor Grey Merrick Alder Oath Follow Theory Written O O DE 17K 212
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    Smile - Your Inner Thought @nickdorazio3rd Replying to @ramoumaaa "Good evening ladies, the names Theory."
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    Human body - june, human astrologer Replying to @ramoumaaa VESSEL??????? the level of derangement • 3d
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    Font - ella dawson ♥ @brosandprose Replying to @ramoumaaa VALLEIGH?? WRITTEN???
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    Font - Christian Polanco @chrispolanco Replying to @ramoumaaa these are not baby names, they fonts
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    Product - Ned Balme @NedBalmeLives Replying to @ramoumaaa She made a mistake not going with Theory IMO ERAW CHAMPION BAW UNITED STATES CHAMPION THEORY
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    Gesture - Chief Correspondent @TenHag2The Moon Replying to @ramoumaaa I'm about to name my next diablo character Oath lol this is like an RPG name generator
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    Font - heather's #1 college student @jaredhtaylor Replying to @ramoumaaa i would rather every child be named jake than a single child ever be named theory
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    Cloud - Flood Baby Yusi @yusiverse Replying to @ramoumaaa I'm sorry "vessel" is crazy
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    Font - linds @lindseysznn Replying to @ramoumaaa can we talk abt "written" LMFAOO
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    Font - buthool @pigeonlore Replying to @ramoumaaa nature, valleigh, granola, barre Translate Tweet Nature Valleigh
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    Font - TEMPVS FVGIT @nonzerosumgain Replying to @ramoumaaa I just name my kids after chores, like Recycling and Landscaping, so they'll always know what their job is. Middle name is the day of the week they're supposed to do it. First born is Vacuuming Saturday Jones.
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    Happy - naomi @vvombles Replying to @ramoumaaa i just checked her instagram bc i was curious, it's a boy named koah jae wind but also her older daughter is named anthem james tru
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    Font - Caitlin @CRStromante Replying to @ramoumaaa I know a Sparrow, a Fern, a Stori, and an Alder, which, funnily, are a few of the only reasonable choices here. I also know a guy named Redwood Pinecone (not a joke), who just goes by 'Bro.' I once forgot his name while drunk and referred to him as Paper-mache Rainforest.
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    Facial expression - Miss Havisham's Ghost, M.A. @therealJocelynJ Replying to @ramoumaaa Also what is this marching baby with earbuds line drawing and why are there two of them ALT FAR
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    Rectangle - viscount of ooltewah @MillerWey Replying to @ramoumaaa Way to have a confused kid at the rock climbing gym. Belay BAS
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    Rectangle - c* @miss_nyxms Replying to @ramoumaaa Mispronouncing crimsyn as crimescene
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    Font - soi boi casanova @lgbtqbpd Replying to @ramoumaaa Michael Christopher Michael meet your little sister Written Oath Reason Theory Current Vessel
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    Rectangle - Jack @JackInPogForm Replying to @ramoumaaa This is what I'm going to call King Charles from now on. Current Windsor

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