Hello and welcome to the 11th annual Most Meerkatiest Meerkat competition! Today we'll be testing meerkats from all over the world on their meerkat qualities, all the way from their cuteness levels to their ability to reach total animal zenness. But before we get to all that, a big shout-out to the sponsors of this event, the ever-majestic Meerkat and Warthog Alliance!
And now for our judges, chosen for their impartiality at the behest of the leaders of the alliance, the three offspring of the lion king himself, prince Spar, prince Kimba, and princess Zala! Aren't they wonderful folks? Okay, on to the competition. The first challenge will be in the art of mediation. We have at hand a hungry hippo and a cranky crocodile, fighting over territory. It's up to you to bring them to a peaceful solution, good luck!
This little guy hasn't fully understood that cats and meerkats aren't the same thing, and has therefore been training for the Most Meerkatiest Meerkat competition. Despite the fact that his pose is actually quite meerkaty, he would not qualify.
Okay everyone, meerkat family picture time! Don't forget to smile at the camera and no fangs! Okay, three, two, one, say BUGS! Great, we got it, you can all go back to being cute and cuddly fluffballs now, have a great day.
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