Caliterra, the land of hyper-intelligent animals, sworn enemy of the derpy animals of Derplandia. A beautiful land, aided by the greatest and loftiest of animal minds, filled to the brim with amazing inventions that keep its citizens safe and well-nourished. Truly, it is a mechanical paradise, accepting all manner of awwdorable animals that believe in the power of logic into its folds.
Among its leaders, there is one animal that's intellect shines brighter than all the others, Councillor Rolf Smartingham, the most intelligent and poignant pig in the universe! Not only did he discover the cure for mad cow disease, but he also created multiple self-sustaining crops, that are self-aware and can let farmers know when they need tending, way to go Rolf!
Introducing Darryl Doggington, the first dog to figure out that glasses help him see things better. Now he can actually catch the ball, rather than jumping at it wildly. After spreading this amazing knowledge to other nearsighted dogs, he has opened up his own brand of pupper prescriptive wear and is making the big bucks.
Watch as international superspy, Dog, James Dog, frees himself from the prison cell of Dr. Whiskers' evil lair, leading a doggy jailbreak to freedom. For his acts of valor, James Dog has been awarded the highest honor a dog can receive, doggy knighthood.
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