What The Derp: 17 Delightfully Derpy Animal Buddies Being Absolute Weirdos (Pics And Vids)
By now you may have heard tales of the legendary Derplandia, home of the derpiest little floofs around. Gather round to hear a tale heretofore untold outside of Derplandia's sacred walls, guarded by the hungriest of hippos. Now, these hippos were under the command of his majesty's royal guard led by lord Derpington, derpiest of all the derpy dogs, the protagonist of our story.
Lord Derpington trained his hippo guards well, giving them the best in derpy martial arts training, so that they could even defend themselves from dangerous cat ninja assassins and brawny beaver berserkers. Which is exactly what they did when the berserker and assassin clans decided to join forces and storm Derplandia's gates, in an epic battle where lord Derpington and his hippo guard defeated a force three times their size, saving the day for all.
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I iz CD
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There's nothing derpier than a bunch of seals being derpier, except maybe one of the many names for a group of seals. Get ready, because this derpy herd of seals just became a derpy bob of seals, which was also the name for the seal king, king Robert.
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All hail the crab king!
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This little elephant is trying his utmost to become one with the ocean, by any means necessary. Specifically, by ingesting copious amounts of sand and saltwater, which can only be healthy, what with all the minerals and all.
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Everybody has those days
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Cow blep
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Derpy and terrifying
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Let it snow!
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Derpy tongue boi
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Ultimate headrest
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Gots to touch ma nose
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