Hi there, and welcome to the derpy kitty parade, the best place to see some of the derpiest cats and kittens around! Our wonderful parade starts on Main Street, Meow City, and makes its merry derpy way all the way to the furbulous Fur Baby Museum, after about 2 hours of spectacular parading! And to spice things up a bit, we will be holding a competition during the parade to determine which of these fabulous furballs is the derpiest kitty around.
And now to start our purtastic parade is none other than Meow City's very own Mayor, Mr. Mittens! Watch as he uses the mayoral parade baton to lead the parade in its derpy splendor, all the way to its endpoint. You sure need to be in good shape to do it folks, which is why the Mayor is an avid exerciser, even going so far as to sponsor an amazing workout area and cat obstacle course for the youth of the city!
Watch now, as we show the secret technique to making pancats, the most wonderfully cute of all derpy breakfast cats! You'll need two eggs, a bunch of flour, sugar, some essence of derp, and the secret ingredient, the essence of aww.
Has eating become a boring and melancholy endeavor? Well, we can change that with our world-renowned, highly effective, extreme eating techniques! Gone are the days where you hunched over your food like a sloth, now you'll be doing insanely deep squats and other amazing feats while eating, just like a pro ninja!
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