‘I’m the one your son puts his manhood in’ : Boyfriend Hypes Up New Girlfriend to Parents, Only to Be Kicked Out Within Seconds of Meeting Them

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    Font - Posted by u/throwaway__467 13 hours ago 8 AITA for kicking my son's girlfriend out of our house?
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    Font - My husband (58 M) and I (56 F) recently met my son's (24 M) girlfriend for the first time. He's been crazy about her. Apparently they've been dating for a year before he decided to have her meet us officially.
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    Font - What he's told us about her all seems great: she just got her degree, was enjoying her job, family-oriented, etc., I'm honestly just glad he's happy with her. My husband and I don't think he's ever been this into someone before, so I feel pretty bad about what I did.
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    Font - Last weekend, he brought her over for dinner. By now we'd been anticipating meeting her with how much our son has been gushing about her. How perfect she is, that she's 'the one', in his words.
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    Font - They ring the doorbell. We open the door. She looks exactly like her pictures, which is a great start. My son is grinning ear to ear - another great start. We invite them in. She accepts my hug and a firm handshake from my husband, and then she opens her mouth:
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    Font - "I'm the one your son puts his penis in."
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    Font - To be frank, I was appalled. I expected my husband to laugh (both he and my son are jokesters, and as annoying as it can be I love it) but THIS was just too much for me. Maybe I'm reserved, but of all things she could have shared about my son she told us THAT. One look at my face and my husband knew how much I disapproved.
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    Font - Maybe I let my expectations get too high, and it's unfair to have them, but I reiterate: of all things to say to her boyfriend's parents - whom she'd never met - she chose THAT? My son was amused at first but when he noticed my reaction his face dropped.
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    Font - I felt like he'd sold me the full package, everything he'd always been looking for in a girlfriend. I was too disturbed by the visual it put in my head, and it translated into anger. I told her to get out, and I wanted to say more about how gross it made me feel but I fortunately left it at that. My son didn't want to go, insisting I give her another chance, but I was too fed up and uncomfortable by this point. Even my husband, who's enjoyed his fair share of raunchy jokes, wouldn't let u
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    Font - They left and I immediately felt guilty. This was something my son had really looked forward to and I feel like I took that away over a dumb joke. I tried calling to apologize but he hasn't responded. My husband thinks she's the one who should apologize. I'm considering giving her another chance, but before I do, was I the AH?
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    Font - Mamamamymysherona 13 hr. ago edited 11 hr. ago S NTA. ● ● I'm pretty liberal, and open minded, but FFS I'd never lead with that meeting my BF's parents for the first time. Or say that, EVER. Like, seriously? You opened the door and that's what flies out of her mouth?
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    Font - Was she nervous? Did she seem embarrassed at all? Did she try to apologize? Is there anything that could explain her inappropriate outburst? You apologized. Wow. Hats off to you.
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    Font - Edit: If she doesn't call back to apologize, or explain (if there's anything to explain), I hope your son dumps her, and also, good riddance. It's more than what she said, if you apologized it's also about her desire to meet you in the middle, you the mother of the boyfriend she loves. Grace goes both ways, you extended yours by apologizing, if she was offended, she should do the same.
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    Font - Outrageous-Ad-9069. 11 hr. ago edited 10 hr. ago Partassipant [3] Honestly it sounds like marking her territory to me. I hope son is able to recognize it and dump her. Though if he's in that love fog, it might take awhile.
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    Font - Katfoodbreath 11 hr. ago . Good question. Maybe she was high. Maybe she thinks that's how grownups joke?
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    Font - lithiumrev 11 hr. ago i have autism and severe anxiety.... im lucky i even get a coherent sentence out when first meeting someone. saying something so foot-in- mouth is my biggest fear.
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    Font - heatherlj88 12 hr. ago I'm married. I also have a pretty ballsy sense of humor. I'd NEVER say anything like that to my husbands parents.... NTA. But give her another chance.

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