'LOL, He Blocked Me' : Top Dating App Flops of the Week (April 4, 2023)

Eleonora Bader

Apr 4, 2023 7:00 PM EDT

Reopening the Tinder app is a catalyst for reinstalling vivid memories of those failed dating app conversations you tried so hard to forget and stash away in a secret brain drawer. The floodgates open, and there is an immediate surge. You find yourself recalling what made you uninstall the app in the first place. The flashbacks are so strong, you don't stand a chance… you were blocked, you were scoffed at, you were unmatched, you met a bot (or two). But in today's day and age, we don't really have a choice in the matter. How else are we supposed to meet people?

What, like just approach someone in real life? Now I'm scoffing. As if. All our bravery is long gone, climbed out the window like a moody teenager who didn't get their way. Telling someone you like them face to face seems like something straight out of a fairytale. So we're gonna have to suffer in silence and swipe away until we reach that dreaded swipe limit.

Scroll down for some of the best dating app conversations of the week. For more, here you can check out last week's.