'LOL, He Blocked Me' : Top Dating App Flops of the Week (March 29, 2023)

As time stretches on, your attitude becomes more and more flippant towards Tinder and the like. Each time you reopen the app becomes less and less exciting. It feels like you've swiped either right or left ten times per person in the world already, and there are no more fish in the sea. Whenever you're not on the app, you get that small surge of hope… maybe this time it will be different.

You wish you could hit on people in real life, but honestly, who does that any more? Is it a thing, does it happen? If so, where? Because you certainly aren't willing to be that brave. Being rejected in person is way worse than being rejected online. At least virtually they can't see your face when they send that 'You're great, but…' text (if you're lucky).

To visually demonstrate said face, your mouth soops into a sad frown, squint your eyes, perhaps raise your eyebrows in disappointment, and breathe that all too familiar disgruntled sigh. Boom, you're blocked. In any case, you're ordering pizza tonight. Scroll down for some odd conversations that will make you feel at least a little better about the romantic predicament you're in. For more, here are last week's dating app flops.

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